The Dark Arts of Myron McMillan

My name's Myron. and I draw silly cartoons. when I was a kid, I wanted to draw comic strips for the newspaper. But no one under the age of 65 reads newspapers anymore so now I'm on tumbler. I hope I can make you laugh, and if you have constructive criticisms I'd love to hear it.

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Question For Everyone

why are origin stories so important? i understand why there interesting, but when watching movies it looks like everyone thinks you need to explain everything about every character before you can get to the meaty plot. then there are movies with most of the plot being the origin story. super hero movie do this a lot but even movies that arn’t even action flicks do this. at the beginning of movies there’s dialogue or actions that set key character traits that those characters follow for the rest of the movie. or if those traits are broken, its something the character has to over come or a they become a better person because of some lesson they’ve learned. 

now i’m not saying there’s anything wrong with this type of story telling, but i’m kinda tired of watching a movie and five minutes in thinking “oh, that’s the funny one, that’s the serious one, that’s the blah blah blah.” i just think there might be a different way of story telling. 

not sure what that would be but... yeah..

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so i’m still doing free commissions. just message me what you want me to draw and i’ll get to it...

eventually. 

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so just about everything in my life went to shit so rapidly that i’m probably going to have to get a plumber to unclog my toilet. despite my play on word’s joking nature its actually quite hard for me to cope with stuff right now

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So here’s a few pics for the latest comic that I‘m working on. What i want to do with this is go against the grain a little more then i do with other comics. the main characters will be in a cartoonish sketchy style while the rest of the world will be in a multitude of styles. i think it’ll look interesting enough. it’ll be on my deviant art when its done. There’s not much there now but if you want to check it out here you go http://th0masandskullbeenie.deviantart.com/ 

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hey you, i’m back in action with art that’s better then ever... sorta... i guess. any whore, i just got a laptop, (well i got it a week ago, i just got it to work) and now i can make arts on the fancy shmancy computr.  honestly it very different then traditional pencil and paper and a little more difficult.But i’m not a bitch and i wont give up. so as long as i have the tools i’m gonna create and over time improve. 

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I keep having dreams (mostly unrelated to each other) where one punch man is trying to kill me. And its not an epic fight or anything, he's walking toward me slowly with a menacing look on his face and he corners me. Right as he's closing in on me I wake up... I don't even watch one punch man.

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Death and Decay by LukasBanas

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Concept: you and your best friend lying in a fairies’ meadow, and the fairy’s make flower crowns for you, the sky is pink, the flowers sing, you are safe. You are okay

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Hey tumblr people. I made a video about staying positive. I think its realativly entertaining. So please watch, support and spread it like the plague

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Things I remember from American gov in school

Me: wow, this system is pretty fucked up Teacher: yeah.. It is... Me: we should change it Teacher:yeah.. We should... Moving on

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I'm not sure what I need more, drawing pens, pencils or paper. Artist on a budget :p

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Sorry I don't upload stuff often. Imma try to post at least a doodle a day (No promises)

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So let me get this strait, Jet feul can't melt steal beams, But black smiths have no problems melting steal and molding it into weapons and armor with charcoal?

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So my mom just handed me an envelope and said ‘I made these when I was about your age’

So of course I opened it and…

These dragons?

With normal names?

Doing random things?

Hot Jazz ffs

Basil is so fancy

The handwriting is so pretty too?

Fucking Myron

Seriously look at those names

Dragons would totally be annoyingly American if they reappeared in the British Isles!

These are golden.

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Fucking me Lol these are so freaking awesome!

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Myron has a pet pit bull terrier named Bandit (since the dog has the bandit fur pattern and is white and brown). Unlike his owner, Bandit is the sweetest thing ever. He would probably lick you to death before ever attacking you.

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I have no such pet