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OOPS. qsmp blog also //// q!phil DID AU // i know chayanne's tag is spelled wrong but its been like that since the beginning its too late // i make webweaves now

[mysecretdsmpblog]

foolish and bad if they were cats btw

[firexima]

Forgot I never posted this drawing of Tallulah I made some time ago !!

[fudgeciclez]

My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.

[pixiecaps]

can we all pretend qsmp 2 isnt happening its some mass hysteria

[petrichormore]

rewatching some landduo interactions on the qsmp and my new underrated favorite part of their dynamic is when Foolish will say something reasonable and Bad will go dead silent for like 5 seconds and just stare at him (and maybe throw in a incredulous/condescending noise) until Foolish feels the urge to justify himself despite being correct

[mysecretdsmpblog]

i tried to make a painting of bad but then i started thinking "you know what would look good? i think i should add a chiseled jawline" and "oooh gold accents" and "hair that looks like waves would be cool" too, and a big nose just for flavor. guys i was so badboyhalo for a second i foolished badboyhalo. he's fully foolish gamers now chat i'm cooked

[synech-doche]

just started reading the DSM-5! no spoilers please <3

[leafcabbage]

have you gotten to the exile arc

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Friend: So what are your thoughts on the ℚSMP 2 news?

Me:

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[mysecretdsmpblog]

q!etoiles moodboard

[wormweeb-deactivated]

[hiveswap]

Fucked up how nothing will ever be the dsmp again

[hiveswap]

That shit is irreplacable and unrepeatable

[bigboobyhalo]

[wyrnneva]

This is what The Realm's Green vs Yellow discourse feels like btw

(Ignore the flag colors they don't mean anything)

[bigboobyhalo]

you have to ship foolhalo. it's the only way to make it out alive

[fr-likes-chocolate]

No matter how controversial QSMP purgatory was, and how much I hated how it split the fanbase and ccs, I will never forget the final duel between Tubbo and Phil.

They were encouraged to fight dirty and use underhanded tactics by both the watcher eye and by their teams, but they still went for the honorable route by sticking to a sword, shield and a water bucket.

Then after we have the reconciliation where Phil realizes that Tubbo was fighting for Chayanne and Lullah like he was. There's no real bad blood after the duel. They aren't enemies anymore.

And finally the mad dash to the escape boat, Phil used his precious elytra to ferry Tubbo and himself to the boat. He could have left tubbo to die, but he didn't.

Fucks me up every time I think about it.