#image warning

[mysecretdsmpblog]

q!etoiles moodboard

[firminfollowing]

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who dropped out of primary school.

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who dropped out of high school.

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who dropped out of college, university, and other post-secondary school.

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who feel smart.

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who feel stupid.

Happy disability pride month to disabled people who feel both, or neither at all.

I’m sorry the world is so difficult, and I’m sorry learning in academics has become a privilege. I’m sorry it was taken from you, however it happened.

I hope you know how valued, cherished, important, brave, and loved you are.

I love you and happy disability pride month.

[Image ID starts:

The disability pride flag, set to a dark grey background with diagonal stripes in red, yellow, white, blue, and green from left to right.

Image ID ends.]

[lonelinessisadisease]

davey gets a little confused about his dreams

[mrfandomwars]

Downsides of having a Jedi as Mand'alor - 1# Refuses fokill defenceless opponents

[tf2workbench]

Image is on Version 3 following some oopsies. This should be accurate, and if it isn’t, I will collapse in shame.

Guess what? As the companion to my “Grenades vs Buildings” poster, I made another, this time to measure the Heavy’s DPS with each different minigun!

These damage values are for medium distance (no fall-off, no ramp-up) and an average of three bullets hitting the target. (Miniguns fire four bullets per shot.) As such, this covers most common engagements for the Heavy, especially against other Heavies.

Which minigun do you like best? Does this change your mind at all? Remember that it doesn’t cover all of their attributes - the Tomislav’s bunnyhop or the Natascha’s slowdown, for example.

Image described below, providing more specific values. If anyone’s interested, the equation I used to calculate these is as follows, so you can check my math:

((seconds - spin-up)/firing interval) * damage per bullet * bullets per shot

edit: fixed formula because I’m a doofus and transcribed it wrong

edit: Updated graphic to include minigun damage penalty before one second. This actually reduces the Tomislav’s output more than the others.

edit 14 April 2022: Revised graphic once again to correct minigun spin-up damage penalty, applying it correctly to the Brass Beast and Natascha.

ID: A graph with the orange Team Fortress 2 logo and the text “Minigun Damage Over Time”, credited to this blog. Each of the five miniguns is represented by a different line, starting when the gun is fully spun up and ending when it reaches five seconds.

The Tomislav spins up in 0.696 seconds. By five seconds after starting to spin, it will have dealt 856 damage. It has the highest damage until the Minigun surpasses it at about 1.5 seconds. The Brass Beast surpasses it at about 3.8 seconds.

The Minigun spins up in 0.87 seconds. By five seconds after starting to spin, it will have dealt 933 damage. It surpasses the Tomislav at about 1.5 seconds and is surpassed by the Brass Beast at about 5 seconds. Its damage output is always higher than the Huo-Long Heater (without fire) and the Natascha.

The Huo-Long Heater spins up in 0.87 seconds. By five seconds after starting to spin (without fire involved), it will have dealt 840 damage. It is surpassed by the Brass Beast at about 3.5 seconds. It always deals more damage than Natascha and always deals less damage than the Minigun, and only surpasses the Tomislav after this graph ends.

The Natascha spins up in 1.16 seconds. By five seconds after starting to spin, it will have dealt 644 damage. It is surpassed by the Brass Beast at about 1.5 seconds, and after that deals less damage than any other minigun.

The Brass Beast spins up in 1.31 seconds. By five seconds after starting to spin, it will have dealt 1138 damage. It surpasses the Natascha at about 1.5 seconds; the Huo-Long Heater (without fire) at about 3.5 seconds; the Tomislav at about 3.8 seconds; and the Minigun at about 5 seconds.

[witterprompts]

//Me, as I finally notice the tumblr update that I opted out of ages ago has been pushed through, breaking x-kit and also breaking the convenient quick tag thing that was a savior to a prompt blog such as mine: 

[the-official-account]

WARNING FOR A REAL FUCKY IMAGE UP AHEAD!!

*infomercial voice*

FREE!!! Test if you're a TMA fan! At least one of these phrases evokes a physical response in you!!

Anabelle Cain

Dig

Hello Jon

what fear do you kin?

pause for laughter

Mahtin

sad Tim hours

D I G

Joseph, Hezekiah, or Mr. Skinner?

Barnabas kinnie

Is he your boyfriend?

poor dye job

little innocent old lady

keep thotting it up in heaven, king

skinny martin

All Cops Are Bastards! I am gay!

• D I G.

If you experience any of these symptoms, our team of lawyers is prepared to help! Called the number on your screen now!

[fimbry]

scrEAM