A Pristine Little Corner Of The World

A Pristine Little Corner Of The World [Rp Blog for a tsp narrator]

[mysophobicnarrator]

I have recently discovered that humans dislike being called extremely wrong versions of their names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an uncontrollable need to call Miss Gentry 'Martholemew'

[mysophobicnarrator]

– BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY. ITALICIZE UNCOMFORTABLE. –

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆  open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆  war ⋆ loss of control ⋆  powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆  public speaking  ⋆  natural animals ⋆  the supernatural ⋆  heights ⋆death/dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆  the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆  scary stories  ⋆  speaking to new people ⋆  poverty⋆ loud noises ⋆  being touched ⋆ forgetting  ⋆ remembering ⋆ loving

Tagged by: @obsolete-parable

[rpmemes-galore]

send me    ‘ 👏🏻 ‘    for my muse’s reaction to yours sarcastically applauding a failure of theirs

[mysophobicnarrator]

Garrick, writing 'Makeshift Pepper Spray' on a bottle of Windex and putting a little gift bow on it

"This is a sexism-free zone."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

[employee210]

"I'm here to do crimes."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"Your existence is enough of a crime, you destructive heathen."

"Just keep whatever mess-making you're doing away from me."

[employee210]

"Why can't you just let your hair down and snort a line of dust bunnies to get your blood pumping."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"First of all: My hair is short. I have never worn it up. Secondly, that sounds both disgusting and unhealthy, but you inhaling copious amounts of debris would explain whatever is wrong with you."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

[employee210]

"I'm here to do crimes."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"Your existence is enough of a crime, you destructive heathen."

"Just keep whatever mess-making you're doing away from me."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

[employee210]

🗣 ~mysophobicnarrator

Garrick Beckwith - absolute stud

[mysophobicnarrator]

"Some of you enjoy physical contact? Disgusting."

[mysophobicnarrator]

"Why are there ... fake bats? And pumpkins? All over the office?"

[mysophobicnarrator]

Watercolour avatar maker !!

Tagged by: Employee-210

Tagging: All y’all

[employee210]

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

[employee210]

mysophobicnarrator‌:

“I HAVE A BROOM AND I KNOW HOW TO WIELD IT, MISS GENTRY”

“I DO NOT FEAR GOD NOR BROOMS.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

“THEN YOU WILL LEARN FEAR THIS NIGHT”

[employee210]

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

Offended Narrator Noises

[employee210]

“B E  O F F E N D E D.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

“THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE OWNER OF THE ONLY FUNCTIONING SHOWER”

[employee210]

“I WILL RAID YOUR BATHROOM LIKE A RACCOON WHO PAYS NO HEED TO MORALS.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

“I HAVE A BROOM AND I KNOW HOW TO WIELD IT, MISS GENTRY”

[employee210]

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

Offended Narrator Noises

[employee210]

“B E  O F F E N D E D.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

“THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE OWNER OF THE ONLY FUNCTIONING SHOWER”

[employee210]

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

[mysophobicnarrator]

Offended Narrator Noises

[mysophobicnarrator]

Children, the lot of you

[mysophobicnarrator]

Muse Flaws

Bold what applies to your muse

(Garrick)

Absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | aimless | alcoholic | anxious | arrogant | audacious | bad liar | bigmouth | bigot | blindly obedient | blunt | callous | childish | chronic heroism | clingy | clumsy | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cowardly | cruel | cynical | delinquent | delusional | dependent | depressed | deranged | disloyal | ditzy | egotistical | envious | erratic | fickle | finicky | flaky | frail | fraudulent | guilt complex | gloomy | gluttonous | gossiper | gruff | gullible | hedonistic | humorless | hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist | idiotic | ignorant | immature | impatient | incompetent | indecisive | insecure | insensitive | lazy | lewd | liar | lustful | manipulative | masochistic | meddlesome| melodramatic | money-loving | moody | naive | nervous | nosy | ornery |  overprotective | overly sensitive | paranoid | passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessimist | petty | power-hungry | proud | pushover | reckless | reclusive | remorseless | rigorous | sadistic | sarcastic | senile | selfish | self-martyr | shallow | sociopath | sore loser | spineless | spiteful | spoiled | stubborn | tactless | temperamental | timid | tone-deaf | traitorous | nonathletic | ungracious | unlucky | unsophisticated | untrustworthy | vain | withdrawn | workaholic

Tagged by: @employee-210

Tagging: @askemployee434, @employee006, @obsolete-parable