metaphorical whore

ellie/ / honestly i stan anything to do with dnp, hamilton, dodie , the 1975 or twenty one pilots tbh

[myspacehowell]

Fanfic master list/tag? :)

I don't use this blog anymore!! My new blog is @softboyez

[myspacehowell]

yo so uh i dont use this blog anymore too much ~~~bad vibes~~~~ so follow my new one ayyy @softboyes 

[princesconsuela]

[myspacehowell]

I wanna rebrand as so many bad vibes are associated with my current one but i also wanna just stay the same but ):

[kumagawa]

when 8 seconds have passed

[lazarpointer-deactivated2019012]

Reblog it people, you only get to every eight seconds.

[deeeepsteep]

Billie Lurk: I’m gonna kill The Outsider.

The Outsider, probably: i’M GonNA KilL thE otUSIDER!!

[urgoinginthesoup]

[surreal--memes]

[calamity-blossom]

[girlsguidetopowertools]

[bookofneilpatrickharris]

My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.

[farmers-against-thespians]

Get on a tractor for once in your life you sickening theater person

[demonphannie]

[veryfunnymemes]

[dailyswiftgifs]

now i’m lying on the cold hard ground.

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[thestirge]

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

[benjaminbadpennywho]

Broglar.

[rocket-thee-stallion]

@mylifeisamusicalreference

[saddest-cat-hours]