yours truly, satan

hey i'm andy and the person you were chatting up on myspace 10 years ago was probably not me. (soullikeme)

[lesbiansgoal]

[yourthoughtsspace-deactivated20]

boy oh boy could I use a hot steamy cup of Mental Stability™

[ripe]

thegoofygoofus on ig

[thorodinson]

I’m not supposed to be like everyone else, am I?

[bills-skarsgards]

1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now. But times were different then, I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans. I had lost my wife in childbirth, and she and the infant had been buried less than half a year. I would have been happy to join them. I couldn’t bear the pain of their loss. I longed to be released from it. I wanted to lose it all… my wealth, my estate, my sanity. Most of all, I longed for death. I know that now. I invited it. A release from the pain of living. My invitation was open to anyone. To the whore at my side. To the pimp that followed. But it was a vampire that accepted it.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) dir. Neil Jordon

[emeraldyke]

I wish my body was entirely androgynous- I wish it was impossible to distinguish if I’m a woman or a man, and no one could even make assumptions about what my gender is.

also horns would be fucking sick

[stars-bean]

Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

[henryscavills]

[robertmitchum]

COVER GIRL dir. Charles Vidor

[sunkissedpages]

important

[eclecticsoupmonster]

But what if your s/o IS spider-man?? 🤔

[thomasstan-leeholland]

Then you’ve just hit the jackpot

[kittyb4e]

[kingroury-deactivated20220224]

enjoying these weekend vibes even though i’m working through the weekend.

[mikaeled]

She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn’t her. Or maybe she’d just love something to eat. Coraline (2009)

[accordingtomyresearch]

*one minor inconvenience happens* 

[monsterslm]

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

[andyblackveil]

aesthetically pleasing.