Need a fix?

I can fix your vehicle. appliance and even your robot. For a fee of course. Sexual favors are not a valid currency. (Indie rp blog for Dirk Strider with a secret surprise in store)

[van-der-lind]

[diavoli-amore]

Dirk x Dave

[kf1n3]

painting practice shit

[themosttiredless-deactivated201]

PSA; concerning greetings and starters

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

I don’t tend to do starters unless I really feel like it. So if you want a thread with me the best way to get it done is to either;

Jump in on my meme responses and make those a thread, no need for us to have had a thread before the meme, memes are awesome icebreakers.

Jump one of my open threads.

Invade my askbox both ic and ooc

[clovixt]

i have had these laying around :/

didnt kno what 2 do w/ em

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

hey guys do me a favour? Reblog if you think disabled people can cosplay. I actually got shit at a convention once for being a disabled cosplayer. so…

[eddie--kaspbrat]

REBLOG To have your name in A 'Thank You Markiplier Book'

I was talking with my friend about how much Markiplier does for his fans, and I thought it’d be awesome to show how much everyone loves him! Markiplier is really special to me for reasons I wont say, but I want him to feel the same appreciattion we feel for him. So please REBLOG ONLY this post and I’ll add your URL to notebook I’ll send!! 

Reblogs end January 13!! 

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

You’re the cutest nerd.

[esurientphantasm-archive]

i guess i can’t argue that. but nothing wrong with runner up! ♥

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

But I'm not the runner up.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

I’m not a nerd.

[esurientphantasm-archive]

ah! the cutest nerd! it’s you!

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

You're the cutest nerd.

[turntechtimeismybitch-blog]

"Its stressful, not everyone  remembers what they should." He sighs and nudges Dirk back pushing him to the couch so he can settle in his lap. The attention to his wings is amazing and he smoochs Dirk again cupping his cheeks.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

"It’ll be alright feathers." Dirk purred, letting Dave move him as he kept petting the fluffy wings. Kissing Dave happily, purring all the while.

[turntechtimeismybitch-blog]

"You like me just for my wings." He mock pouts wrapping his arms around Dirk and stretching his wings out for better attention. He is just going to plant himself here and not leave for a while. Sorry Dirk.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

Dirk started laughing, hugging Dave to him carefully. "You are so cute. Honestly I'd still love you even if you didn't have wings." He purred, kissing his cute boyfriend. He accepts being a body pillow.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

[esurientphantasm-archive]

pff! nerd!

i’ll give you a kiss because you’re a cute nerd. ♥

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

I'm not a nerd.

[turntechtimeismybitch-blog]

"Its stressful, not everyone  remembers what they should." He sighs and nudges Dirk back pushing him to the couch so he can settle in his lap. The attention to his wings is amazing and he smoochs Dirk again cupping his cheeks.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

"It'll be alright feathers." Dirk purred, letting Dave move him as he kept petting the fluffy wings. Kissing Dave happily, purring all the while.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

I’ll claim that your cuteness is intimidating.

Ah ha haha. Nice pun.

[esurientphantasm-archive]

i can’t help how cute i am!

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

How am I disappearing?

[esurientphantasm-archive]

well… we’ll start a conversation, then i won’t hear from you for days!

it’s all very… mysterious. :B

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

I'll claim that your cuteness is intimidating.

Ah ha haha. Nice pun.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

  Nothing much, how about you?

[blowstrider]

just chilling dude 

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

Sounds exciting, you have anything to do for fun?

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

see? you disappeared. :p

What? I didn’t see you respond, not my fault.

[guarddogterror]

>Wag your tail happily and lean up into the pets.

How have you been Dirk?

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

>Cuddle the cutie. Cold, I’m stealing your warmth.

[guarddogterror]

>Cuddle closer to him and tilt your head.

Not that I mind really.

[mysteriousmechanic-blog]

>Pets and cuddles.

Good.