mysteriousxmisfits

Side blog to enxgmatics

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Messy af plot where Muse A and Muse B are a PR relationship (actors, athletics, musicians, socialites etc) and the press adores them, i’m talking couples goals here and it works a treat- they’re getting exposure all over the media, launching their careers further and maybe even getting them signed on for more. The problem? their chemistry and all the time together spills over into an accidental kiss- their first without a camera in their faces, one they claim is a mistake and can’t happen again. Only it’s too damn tempting sharing all those hotel rooms during press tour.. starting an affair, Muse B has someone waiting back home for them, maybe Muse A didn’t know but then again maybe they just didn’t care, Like gimme the partner showing up on set, them almost getting caught and having to play it off as rehearsal, the jealousy of them returning home during filming breaks etc

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Seriously though gimme muse a, a law abiding person most likely a detective/lawyer whose built this exceptional career but is widely known for one case that they’ve dedicated years to and narrowly missed solving multiple times. Unbeknownst to everyone muse a is fully aware of muse b’s identity, not only that but tracked them down pretty early on and unfortunately fell for them. Like gimme the flashback threads of the angsty beginnings or the little fights that lead muse b to be petty enough to visit muse a at work knowing damn well they are the person everyone is searching for. The years of muse a deliberately making sure muse b escapes or muse b carefully leaving evidence that makes muse a look good for finding. Basically I want the whole ‘I’ve never broken a law in my life but holy shit stop looking at me like that or l’ll risk everything for you’ plot

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l’ll be keeping this blog as a back up and to store edits etc but if you wanna keeping plotting, here’s where l’ll be

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Hey guys so I’ve changed blogs again, I know it’s annoying and i’m sorry but I just didn’t like having to rp on a side blog so I switched enxgmatics with my original url, l’ll be keeping this blog as a back up and to store edits etc but if you wanna keeping plotting, here’s where l’ll be

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thosemalemuses​:

Ollie: I started it? How?

Ollie: It is an amazing ass

Ollie: I’m pleasantly surprised

Allie: You’re the one who said you’d tease me at work, can’t be shocked if I up my game to deal with it

Allie: I know I’ve caught you staring at it enough times

Allie: Did you really think I’d just leave it alone knowing you’re up for us messing around? 

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[text]: I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship -Sienna x Drew

Text: If it involves Parker I really don’t wanna know…

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thosemalemuses​:

Text: I never heard no complaints

Text: Yeah yeah tell me to fuck off and we’ll just start the whole circle again

Text: You never see any of them again

Text: I’mma still do it- fuck off and appreciate I sacrificed amazing sex for you

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Text | Sienna

Drew: It aint your fault S

Drew: Don't gimme that shit

Drew: Think bout it, if I wasn't around it wouldn't have happened

Sienna: How? It's definitely my fault, sure I didn't know Parker would want me back but I should never have gone there with his brother!

Sienna: It'll save us both time if you just agree now rather than later

Sienna: I never wanna hear you say that, I'd be lost without you dumbass

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MARGOT ROBBIE © Lachlan Bailey | Vogue Australia

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'You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex' - Sienna x Sebastian

“Is that your version of an apology?” Sebastian had been right in the middle of an important and confidential meeting with one of his rivals regarding some upcoming moves the rival crime families were making when Sienna had entered his office. Normally Sebastian wouldn’t have minded - a part of him even liking to show Sienna off in front of his guests to show them just how beautiful she was - but this was different. This was a serious matter which she had interrupted sending Sebastian into a foul mood as the negotiations became derailed following her entrance.

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thosemalemuses​:

Sebastian watched Sienna from his side of his desk, his eyes barely able to keep fixed on her face as he saw her begin to unfasten the buttons of her shirt in his peripheral vision. “You heard me,” He stated with a clenched jaw as he thought about the negotiations which were now ruined. “An apology. Do you know how close I was from closing those negotiations before you walked in?” Sebastian would never normally prevent Sienna from announcing her presence in his office, but this was different. This was his rival he’d managed to pin down for long enough to get him in Sebastian’s office. “Now the assassination is ruined and I don’t know if we can ever hold another negotiation. He couldn’t take his eyes off you.” 

If past experience was anything to go by Sienna knew her relentless stubbornness mixed with her less than subtle teasing was guarenteed to either get her exactly what she wanted- whether he was aware of it or not- or he’d be fuming with her until one of them eventually cracked and broke the tension. It was a chance she was willing to take as her hand left the buttons of her shirt leaving the fabric gaping open revealing coincidentally she’d chosen that day to neglect to wear a bra, a hint of a smirk playing on her lips as she mused over the sheer luck of it. “Do you know me, my love? Why would I apologise when i’m not wrong..?” her cheery tone only further indicating how seriously she was taking the situation. With a roll of her eyes, she merely hummed ‘nope’ accentuating the ‘p’ with a quiet pop as he tried to scold her. Holding up her index finger to stop him short, “Now now handsome- I don’t think I should be hearing this do you? Though if he liked what he saw.. i’m sure I could get him alone in a room..”

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[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.. -Allie x Ollie

Text: Wait what?

Text: What do you mean might?

Text: What happened?

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thosemalemuses​:

Ollie: Jesus christ

Ollie: Okay I’m coming just hold tight okay? Is there anything you need?

Allie: Chill i’m fine

Allie: Not being funny but where am I gonna go? Hospital escape 2.0 didn’t really work out 

Allie: They need to realign my bone so pjs and that kinda shit I guess

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Text | Allie

Lennon: Never would have guessed that one

Lennon: Honestly I never thought we would

Lennon: Maybe I'm just realistic I guess

Lennon: Of course I would, I'd have to deal with being murdered

Alexandra: No need for the sarcasm

Alexandra: Really..? never fantasized about it?

Alexandra: Wow.. okay that's.. we aren't having that

Alexandra: Oh please you'd have bolted before they get a chance to murder you

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Basic Plot- Based on ‘Made of Honor’  so basically they met in college by mistake when he was meant to hook up with her roommate and hopped into the wrong bed (up to you if something happened or nah) and they became instant friends. Years later he realises the only person he’d wanna give up his playboy ways for is her, problem is she’s engaged and asked him to be her man of honor. 

She hadn’t set out to find anyone, she had her best friend. He had been the constant man in her life for a decade now, she didn’t need anyone else but a chance encounter on a business trip upended that. Fate had it they were sitting beside each other on the flight and a mutual boredom spurred on an eight hour conversation and a promise to meet up for dinner the following night- it just blossomed from there. After a world-wind few weeks she arrived home in an uncharacteristic love daze and eagerly flashing the heirloom emerald that weighed down her ring finger. Relaying the tale in excruciating detail to him, she ended by dropping her next bombshell- she wanted him by her side as her maid of honor. She had plenty of female friends of course but no one she trusted quite as much as him. There’s where it began, they were on a tight schedule so almost every day she’d invite herself into his apartment and dive on him, bribing him with coffee to venture out on another wedding errand with her while her fiance took care of matters back home. She valued his opinion, not trusting herself to live up to her in laws prim and proper standards otherwise.

Hearing the latch on the door, Mina frantically grabbed the nearest throw to haphazardly drape over herself in a pathetic attempt to mask her dress. Her anxious eyes settling on him for a moment before she slumped in relief, “Fucking hell! don’t scare me like that!” she snapped, tossing the blanket aside although despite her tone, the playful grin that lit up her features indicated she wasn’t actually annoyed by his presence. “Okay c’mon- let’s hear it. I know I resemble one of those 1950′s toilet roll covers” Slowly rotating to reveal the full affect of the dress, it was unmistakably beautiful but not very her. The excessive layers and delicate lace a far cry from her usual skinny jeans and leather jacket.

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freddobones​:

Fred’s face faltered only when he thought of his family, too. His mother as a memory hurt most. He wondered if she thought about him still as much as he thought about her, or if he had just become a memory. Something she had lost. He decided to pack his bag a little neater so he could fit more in. He dumbed the contents out and started to fold the clothes instead. “I know a place that switches wizard money,” he said. “We can stop by and convert my paychecks.” He glanced over at her and shrugged, “I can. Don’t have a real licence, just a fake one.” He rifled around and passed her a Romanian licence. “They might not know the difference if it’s foreign.”

“I’m saying other people might think so.” He tried to hide his blush behind his smile. He looked down at his unfinished tattooed arms, intended to hide the dark mark. “Me too.”

Alex didn’t need to know the inner workings of his mind to guess where his thoughts drifted to and the guilt instantly washed over her, making a mental note to avoid any mention of family as heartless as that may seem but it was merely dredging up painful memories that hopefully they’d look back on fondly one day. “I have some wizard money, not nearly enough as if I’d became Mrs Carrow but y’know dead people can’t empty an account.” she muttered, she managed to talk openly about it easier now but it still sent a shutter through her. Spacing out momentarily, spotting him handing her something out of the corner of her eye brought her back to reality. “Huh?.. Oh umm yeah should be fine, it’s got the holographic seal and all so’ she mused as she shifted it about under the light. 

“Wounded Freddie, that truly hurts.” she teased halfhearted, regarding her reflection she saw more of the old Alex in comparison to the past few days but part of her didn’t even want that. Her former self or the prim and proper version Amycus had created- she wanted to tear them both to shreds and start again as someone new. “Suppose we have the freedom to do that now..” 

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'Stay the night. Please' -Sienna x Drew

Drew walked Sienna back to her apartment, not wanting her to walk home alone. He knew she was a big girl and she was perfectly capable of taking care of herself, but it was everyone else he didn’t trust. As he watched her door open, he was surprised by Sienna’s… well it wasn’t a question, more of a statement. “You sure bout that…?” Drew asked with slightly raised eyebrows and a hint of a smile gracing his lips. 

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thosemalemuses​:

Drew found himself unable to ever turn down the opportunity to be near Sienna, no matter the circumstance. He’d even gone so far as to get himself arrested a few times just because he knew he’d see her at some point. But as he felt her soft lips planted against his in an all-too-brief kiss, Drew knew the interaction wasn’t something he was imagining. Stepping forward into her apartment, he shut the door behind himself without even looking, his eyes always fixed on her. Sienna never failed to fully capture his attention. He knew in the back of his head that he should protest the idea, but that thought was quickly silenced by the way she looked at him. “You’re a fuckin’ killer, y’know that?”

Sienna had a habit of making dodgy decisions, ironically it was Parker who leveled out that destructiveness but since they’d split the urge to give into all the bad ideas that raced through her mind was overwhelming, definitely not helped by how one of the only things she knew for certain was being with Drew made her feel more alive than anything else did. Desperate to cling onto that and spurred on by the alcohol they’d consumed through the night, she arched her brow challengingly. “You betta fuckin’ believe it and you love it” Stepping closer so the space between them was practically non-existent, a playful grin hinted at her lips. “I mean.. nothing has to happen,” she mused as her gaze dipped to his lips before she continued. “-could just put on a movie or something” 

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'It's you, it's always been you' - Sofia x Parker

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Parker returned from buying groceries and picked up his mail on the way back into the apartment building. He used to love returning home because he knew he’d bump into Sofia at some point, but since the end of their... he didn’t even know if he could quite call it a relationship, but before Parker knew it he was single again. He hated returning home until he was safely inside his apartment, the tension running through him of the possibility of bumping into Sofia. Climbing the stairs, he saw Sofia standing outside his door which was a new move and his brows furrowed in confusion until those words fell from her peach pink lips. “What about him...?”

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It was engraved in Sofia to be a people pleaser, letting people down always ate away at her- that’s why she was so hyper aware there were a lot of apologies and explanations she owed, there was no way around it she’d called off her engagement so abruptly so it was expected but they could all wait. She knew where she needed to be. It wasn’t until she was fidgeting as she anxiously rocked back and forth on her heels, that she finally took a moment to consider how she’d gotten herself into this. If she was honest she felt stupid and naive as she reflected on it, it was a worldwind romance. One stemmed from a similar career path and a lot of time pushed together as her book tour bounced from city to city. They’d gotten so caught up so when he abruptly proposed she eagerly accepted, part of her even then knowing it was a desperate attempt to block out the feelings she’d harboured for Parker. As the cracks began to show, she reassured herself when they got home and settled in, things would become easier but on the contrary- they weren’t even living together but bickering over frivolous things as the magic quickly drifted away and she found herself comparing every incident to how much happier she felt with Parker. Consoling herself that as selfish as she felt, it gave her ex fiance a chance to find someone who truly adored him. Steeling her nerves, her hands still trembled as she held them up to reveal her lack of engagement ring. “I couldn’t marry him- not when I’m in love with you.”

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scvcnt​:

“At times but I would miss being a soldier more if I ever went back home,” he admitted, the farm life had never been something he wanted for himself. He did however like the feeling of her fingers on his neck and found himself smiling. “…You are trying to get my head on a spike,” he chuckled as his hands moved down the shape of her body before resting along her hips. “I’m on patrol tonight, so I cannot stay, but I would love to lay with you,” he said sliding his hand behind her waist and pulled her into a kiss and used that to deepen the kiss she tried to deprive him off. “Let me escort you,” he said before letting go of her. “Come your majesty,” he said with a wink. 

“I pray you don’t think ill of me but i’m glad- you’re absence would be greatly felt,” she confessed, knowing full well she shouldn’t allow herself to even think so freely about him nevermind admit she wouldn’t cope not seeing him each day. As genuine a fear she had about the repercussions of them getting caught, his remark did earn a giggle as she brazenly rolled her eyes despite knowing how unladylike it was considered. “Oh please my love, I would never allow for such a pretty face to end up on a spike.” A soft content sigh leaving her as she savored having his hands on her, “Are you disobeying your princess?” she challenged, the smile on her face indicating she understood. If he were to abandon his post they’d surely come looking for him. On the verge of another teasing remark, the words caught in her throat when he pulled her into the kiss she’d so desperately craved from the moment he stumbled across her. Still a bit dazed when he broke from her, his wink only had her heart racing further. It took a moment for her to focus enough to actually move.