Full of fun surprises

Just a horny fairy

[mysterynoodle]

What's your bra size?

I’m supposed to be wearing 34D buuuut can get away with 36C? But who wears bras anymore??

[mysterynoodle]

[chewbacca]

Bambi (1942) 🦌🌿

[mysterynoodle]

Do you ever find a pair of shoes and they’re really nice and are super comfy but they just don’t fit? There’s nothing wrong with them. In fact, you’d really love to take them home. They just don’t fit.

[mysterynoodle]

After setting people up over and over again and they STILL refuse to listen, I just let them fail.

It’s better for me that way

[mysterynoodle]

A MOO-d

[mysterynoodle]

Just never feel like it’s enough

[mysterynoodle]

[mysterynoodle]

[loloisafangirl]

Ares: I only feel one emotion and it is anger

Aphrodite: last night you drunk texted every one of us a thousand heart emojis

Ares: out of anger

[mysterynoodle]

[mysterynoodle]

[mysterynoodle]

Bees in trees

[mysterynoodle]

Teach me how to be okay