Dragon's bait or the dragon?

She. 25. Bi. White. American. Nerd. Slytherin. Nature, Animals, Art, Feminism, LGBT, Makeup, and anything else that catches my eye.

[tony-not-toni]

I made the mistake of listening to someone's Dragon Age 8Track playlist. Now I'm crying, listening to Bastille's Oblivion, and having so many Alistair/Tabris feels I don't think I'm gonna make it.

[patricideisforwinners-deactivat]

Everyone who is into makeup should go to Mary Kay parties, talk about Satan, and collect your free samples. Then go home and have gay sex.

[weloveshortvideos]

UUUUWEKKKKK

[kangaroonemesis]

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

[itstooch]

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

[thequantumqueer]

this may come as a shock, but he is already in his own corner office

[vashito]

[anomaly1]

All of this

[tony-not-toni]

I have 11 video game boyfriends and like 9 of them are FUCKING UP right now. The fuck is this shit? 

"I'm a prince, you're a stupid commoner." Yeah, crown prince of the douches.(I can't even elaborate on how done I am with his ass right now.)

"I can't see you anymore because I'm an elf and you're human and I forgot to tell you it was against the law for us to date before we skinny dipped in the magic glowing lake." Is "elf" code for dude who wants to eat a sword?

"Oh my god, stop trying to be my friend, you're ruining my brooding emo image!" You are literally my lab partner for all of magic school, stop trying to make me flunk out.

"I know I kissed you and told you it didn't mean anything right after, but STOP LOOKING AT OTHER MEN." It's the zombie apocalypse, I have zero time for your mixed fucking signals! Go back to shooting things!

[lovemyillusions-blog]

[guardians-of-the-food]

Do you have any simple alcoholic drink recipes?

Alcohol.

Dunno if I’d consider any of it easy. Easy would be vodka + orange juice = Screwdriver = YUM

[mysterymellie]

[stephaaniemarie-blog]

[foodpornit]

Christmas Cupcakes! #FoodPorn

[kittendrumstick]

I wanted to get some photos of Apricot at Christmas, she wanted to climb to the top of the tree. With our powers combined, we made these photos happen.

[foodpornit]

Holiday Designs in Coffee Foam #FoodPorn Happy Holidays!

[nastyjungle-deactivated20200923]

a late merry christmas from the little man!

[makeupbag]

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

[kittendrumstick]

I didn’t leave Artemis out of Christmas, either, though he wasn’t thrilled about having to walk on something so pointy. Also, have more Rosie, just because.

[makeupbag]

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

[alanjamesart]

Pepper isn’t good at hiding his intentions with those ornaments