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@mystic-master-wong
My grandfather died yesterday.
It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.
He was alright the day before.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.
Please do not reblog this.
Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?
@bittergayvvitch
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus
For a good cause?
Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.
it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!
@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley
27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.
The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere
Here lies Elijah. He was a little bit disappointed in his hands.
Here lies Isak. He was also the first to get my cousin in a post office.
Here lies Dummy. He was in a bad brain accident.
…Sounds like something U would write.
here lies wanda. she was the only person in my family who had a very good feeling
…right
Here lies James Rhodes, he was a little bit of a line of credit.
Here lies Loki. He was a bit of a jerk.
okay then :/
Here lies Thor. He was a great leader in a great time travel.
um…
Here lies Raven. She was doing some research on the floor.
Um…maybe Thor accidentally dropped Mjolnir on my head while I was doing research?
Here lies Maria. She was the only person who was born in a single family home.
wHAT?!?!
Here lies Beth. She was a temporary to permanent closure.
WTF?
Here lies Wong. He was a very young person and he was a very talented player who had to be a great leader.
This is all wrong.
Who keeps stealing staplers from Stark Tower? Who even USES staplers anymore?
Are they building a staple robot?
Someone who is drawing my ire. How we gonna fix this, Steve?
i can call my dad?
I can simply summon the staplers.
Having fully mastered khaki I’m looking forward to exploring plaid.
cap nO
CAP YES. I’ll send some options.
SUPES NO
If you’re gonna do it right, dark blue or red Plaid shirt, khaki pants.
Some people can pull it off, some people can’t
If I can’t trust two weirdos from Kansas when it comes to plaid, who can I trust?
Uh, the SCOTS?
Have you seen them deep-fry candy bars? Very suspect.
Their tartan kilts are highly traditional, though. As someone who wears traditional clothing full time, I approve of kilts.
@iantojonesmeme don’t freak out but me and your fiancée accidentally traded bodies.
Someone help.
Beth might be able to get a hold of Strange for help, this isn’t my area of expertise. DO NOT DIE. BUBBLE WRAP YOURSELVES.
I am capable of not getting myself into life threatening situations you know
I am here to help. But I do not have a badge with my name on it.
Hello. I am Wong, the Librarian of the Sanctums of the Mystic Arts.
I’m gone for five minutes getting Starbucks…
@toshi-meme-o-sato @iantojonesmeme @jackharknessmeme , can someone explain what happened?
Also, please both of you put on the ballistic vests I brought over.
Me and jack went out on a rift junk retrieval, and I stumbled on this alien device, and it… exploded? I dunno, we woke up in eachother’s bodies.
Also I’m in an immortal body now, I don’t need a ballistic vest.
Poor Ianto’s nerves are fried now.
I’m mortal or not, vest. Trust me Tosh, dying hurts like hell.
I believe you
Good because you need to put that vest on. I’d like Jack to be in one piece, providing you end up switching back, for the surprise I have for him tonight.
I’m mortal for the first time in years, during the first time in my life when I don’t wanna be mortal and its a weird weird WEIRD feeling.
@mystic-master-wong Whenever you’re ready sir, I’d like my fiancee back in his actual body.
There are approximately one hundred different spells and rituals for reversing a body swap, and approximately five hundred for causing one.
How about we work through the hundred reversals and if none of them work, we will go through the five hundred causing ones.
He sighs and nods.
Sounds like a good plan.
@mystic-master-wong Just let me know how I can help with any of these spells. Or even if it’s just to make a food run.
@toshi-meme-o-sato do you still have the device?
Jack quarantined it downstairs. I can go get it if you’d like.
Leave it in quarantine till we get you back in your body. I’ll take a look at it at a safe distance from anyone later, once @mystic-master-wong figures out what spell to use.
*starts running through every spell possible until one works*
@iantojonesmeme don’t freak out but me and your fiancée accidentally traded bodies.
Someone help.
Beth might be able to get a hold of Strange for help, this isn’t my area of expertise. DO NOT DIE. BUBBLE WRAP YOURSELVES.
I am capable of not getting myself into life threatening situations you know
I am here to help. But I do not have a badge with my name on it.
Hello. I am Wong, the Librarian of the Sanctums of the Mystic Arts.
I’m gone for five minutes getting Starbucks…
@toshi-meme-o-sato @iantojonesmeme @jackharknessmeme , can someone explain what happened?
Also, please both of you put on the ballistic vests I brought over.
Me and jack went out on a rift junk retrieval, and I stumbled on this alien device, and it… exploded? I dunno, we woke up in eachother’s bodies.
Also I’m in an immortal body now, I don’t need a ballistic vest.
Poor Ianto’s nerves are fried now.
I’m mortal or not, vest. Trust me Tosh, dying hurts like hell.
I believe you
Good because you need to put that vest on. I’d like Jack to be in one piece, providing you end up switching back, for the surprise I have for him tonight.
I’m mortal for the first time in years, during the first time in my life when I don’t wanna be mortal and its a weird weird WEIRD feeling.
@mystic-master-wong Whenever you’re ready sir, I’d like my fiancee back in his actual body.
There are approximately one hundred different spells and rituals for reversing a body swap, and approximately five hundred for causing one.
How about we work through the hundred reversals and if none of them work, we will go through the five hundred causing ones.
We’re ready when you are
Let me go get the necessary supplies and we'll get started.
@iantojonesmeme don’t freak out but me and your fiancée accidentally traded bodies.
Someone help.
Beth might be able to get a hold of Strange for help, this isn’t my area of expertise. DO NOT DIE. BUBBLE WRAP YOURSELVES.
I am capable of not getting myself into life threatening situations you know
I am here to help. But I do not have a badge with my name on it.
Hello. I am Wong, the Librarian of the Sanctums of the Mystic Arts.
I’m gone for five minutes getting Starbucks…
@toshi-meme-o-sato @iantojonesmeme @jackharknessmeme , can someone explain what happened?
Also, please both of you put on the ballistic vests I brought over.
Me and jack went out on a rift junk retrieval, and I stumbled on this alien device, and it… exploded? I dunno, we woke up in eachother’s bodies.
Also I’m in an immortal body now, I don’t need a ballistic vest.
Poor Ianto’s nerves are fried now.
I’m mortal or not, vest. Trust me Tosh, dying hurts like hell.
I believe you
Good because you need to put that vest on. I’d like Jack to be in one piece, providing you end up switching back, for the surprise I have for him tonight.
I’m mortal for the first time in years, during the first time in my life when I don’t wanna be mortal and its a weird weird WEIRD feeling.
@mystic-master-wong Whenever you’re ready sir, I’d like my fiancee back in his actual body.
There are approximately one hundred different spells and rituals for reversing a body swap, and approximately five hundred for causing one.
How about we work through the hundred reversals and if none of them work, we will go through the five hundred causing ones.
@iantojonesmeme don’t freak out but me and your fiancée accidentally traded bodies.
Someone help.
Beth might be able to get a hold of Strange for help, this isn’t my area of expertise. DO NOT DIE. BUBBLE WRAP YOURSELVES.
I am capable of not getting myself into life threatening situations you know
I am here to help. But I do not have a badge with my name on it.
Hello. I am Wong, the Librarian of the Sanctums of the Mystic Arts.
@2nd-meme-in-command-jack-rollins do you know if it’s possible for someone without natural powers to learn to put up a mental shield or something? Me and Beth were talking about this and I thought it might be good to have a defense against psychic/telepathic attacks if I can.
That’s a better question for Dr. Strange, give that I’m hilariously terrible at anything with the mystic arts.
Ah okay. Yeah, I didn’t really realize that falls into mystic arts.
Stephen still knows far less than me, so I can talk you through such powers.
I just heard Dad yell “Stop trying to adopt my children!”
@strangeboye
Youre my kids
But who were you yelling at?!
*mumbling*
Were you yelling at me because I dared to make them pancakes for breakfast for the past fortnight?
I don’t trust magic because I always feel underdressed around those who do.
Your outfit is just as colourful as mine.
You are underdressed, Captain. You at least need a tunic.
Are tunics a mandatory thing for magic users? Or can I stick with regulation SHIELD combat armor?
Wear. A. Tunic. It. Is. Compulsory. And. A. Very. Solid. Fashion. Choice.
I don’t trust magic because I always feel underdressed around those who do.
Your outfit is just as colourful as mine.
You are underdressed, Captain. You at least need a tunic.
DON’T send me anything about Endgame
I’m not currently planning on seeing Endgame on opening day, and I don’t know when I will see it. That being said, I do not want you to send me anything about Endgame.
If you send me a spoiler, I will block you immediately. I don’t understand why you would do this, but for some reason, several of you felt the need to do so when Infinity War came out. Let me just tell you that it’s incredibly rude of you, and it makes me really, really mad. If you want me to block you that bad, there’s easier ways to make that happen. It’s not funny, it’s just kind of mean and vaguely pathetic to want to ruin someone else’s fun.
I know a lot of you will be excited after you watch the movie and will want to talk to someone about it right away. I am not the blog for that.
I also will not be posting anything Endgame related for…well, at least a few weeks after it premieres, probably more like months. I’ll tag for spoilers as needed.
But seriously, you guys. I don’t want to hear a word about Endgame.
I will hopefully be seeing Endgame on Friday but please don’t send me anything until I post! And not on anon, since I do not wish to spoil it for anyone! I will happily talk to you in my DMs about it once I have posted!
No necromancy on sunday
It’s Monday bitch so guess who’s raising the dead
Hell yeah! Can I join!?
Fuck ya let’s get a necromancy club together
*chanting* NECROMANCY! NECROMANCY! NECROMANCY!
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
N E C R O M A N C Y
NO NECROMANCY IT UPSETS THE ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE
What about self necromancy? …asking for a friend
STILL NOT ALLOWED
Necromancy is actually a thing??
Yes. A very bad thing. Very bad. Never dabble in necromancy, Beth.
No necromancy on sunday
It’s Monday bitch so guess who’s raising the dead
Hell yeah! Can I join!?
Fuck ya let’s get a necromancy club together
*chanting* NECROMANCY! NECROMANCY! NECROMANCY!
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
NECROMANCY
N E C R O M A N C Y
NO NECROMANCY IT UPSETS THE ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE
What about self necromancy? …asking for a friend
STILL NOT ALLOWED
due to personal reasons I will be portalling onto the moon
