we've got work to do

and the universe said i love you, because you are love

[mystic-writings]

NAVIGATION

— about me !

MONTY, twenty, canadian, writer est. 2018, any prns!

LOVER OF divorced dad rock, spn, maze runner, gilmore girls, fall out boy, twenty one pilots, moon knight, the hobbit, tlou 1 & 2, y2k/2010s rom-coms, v.e. schwab, heartless by marissa meyer & more!!

MARRIED TO dean winchester, beau arlen, billy butcher, marc spector, joel miller, rick grimes, & robin buckley

FRIENDS, feel free to send in an ask or a dm if you want to be mutuals! i’d love to make more friends & talk to more writers !!!

requests are currently OPEN for the boys & supernatural characters!

— links !

masterlist — read my stuff!

archive — read my retired works!

prompts — choose prompts to request with!

taglist — get notified when i post!

@mystic-recs — my formal fic rec blog!

@punkspector — my fic review blog!

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[mystic-writings]

i can tell tumblr is dying because there’s an ad after every four posts (i counted. many times.) and i get a pop-up full screen ad when i try to view someone’s blog upon opening the app

[archipithecus]

softshell and hardshell books

paperback and hardcover turtles

[mothman-etd]

Taco Tuesday!

[mystic-writings]

why did i just get a full page mobile ad on this app.

[mod2amaryllis]

parts 1-2

[mod2amaryllis]

part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

[mod2amaryllis]

it frew up :'(

[heart-sprout]

I'd like to thank op because I have been using these as reaction images since I first saw this post in 2022 and I had lost track of their origin but now I am grateful to the universe for the chance to say bless u

[mod2amaryllis]

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

[i-like-violet]

@funnier-when-objectum

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[northirish]

trench warfare themed blowjob king?

What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

[northirish]

God please not this fucking post

[hyperhypnotichyena]

Went to the comments to see if anyone had any idea what anon meant by this. I don't think anyone actually does know, but real banger efforts were made.

[dogpuppy]

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[ghirahimbo]

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

[seven-oh-four]

i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there

[feyosha]

FUCK OW SHIT

[myth-myth-yeth]

As others have pointed out, blood is already salty. It’s also got some good umami notes.

If you really want to liven up the flavor, try some lemon juice, the acidity will balance nicely and still sting like hell.

[feyosha]

THE FUCK