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there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

littlegraycats

HURT PEOPLE

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

femmedesyeuxnoirs

Receipts?

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

I fucking hate this dude

accio-hogwarts-bullshit

Gryffindor: I can’t live without you!

Slytherin: Then perish

harrypotterhousequotes

GRYFFINDOR: “Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.” –Harriet Beecher Stowe

hogwarty-houses

Hogwarts Houses as: Memes

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin:

one-time-i-dreamt

Severus Snape was the 5th member of The Beatles.

killowave

kadywicker

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

shikuuz-deactivated20200407

he angery

anotherdragonsfan

miniangel

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

toastweasel

fiction-is-not-reality

In bigger letters for those in the back:

As a critiquer, your job is not to “make this piece of writing better” but to understand what the writer wants to achieve and help them to achieve it

notactuallyaduck

Applies beyond writing as well.

miggylol

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

I feel you, little duck

horrorgay

College Professor who knows their stuff and is well versed and up to date on their material: Hello today we’ll be talking abo-

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

horrorgay