[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[zelda-miku]

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[tsunglasses]

You have to put this as your header or tumblr will delete your blog.

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[memescomedy]

[macperalta]

you know who’s annoyingly good at this?? stephanie beatriz. (©brooklyn 99 fb)

[hynpos]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

[swingsetindecember]

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

[muffinrag]

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown

[toastbutteregg]

this needs more notes

[pinocolla]

[memedong]

humans are just big gushers.. our blood the gusher goo, squeeze us & we oozwe

[memedong]

we oo oo oOOo Ooo o Oo

[memedong]

we oooOOoooOOze

[memedong]

we

[memedong]

gushe

[memedong]

sorry guys my rabies was acting up again!

[nerdsandthebees-deactivated2021]

this has been a psa

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[star-beam-deactivated20190913]

“female presenting nipple”

[star-beam-deactivated20190913]

[bi-athena]

Justice for Ana

My girlfriend’s best friend’s sister, Ana, has been wrongfully imprisoned for over 10 years. Ana was tortured by police into signing a confession that was used to sentence her to 41 years in prison. She’s a mother of two and a new grandmother who’s been unable to meet her grandchildren. It would mean the world to me if y’all would donate a few dollars and/or share the link.

Tw for mentions of police violence and r*pe in the link

https://gogetfunding.com/justice-for-ana/

Justice For Ana

Ana Lilia Piedras M. a now 48-year-old mother of two and ex-military nurse from Mexico City, was illegally detained by police, raped, and br

[bi-athena]

I keep trying not to check the donations because it’s so disheartening…but I just did and only two people (besides me) have donated. If you can spare a dollar, it would mean the world to me if you’d donate to help get an innocent woman out of jail. And if you can’t, it would mean just as much to me if you would reblog

[catgifcentral]

In this gif that wikipedia uses to explain how cats always land on their feet via spine

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[ikaricrossinglines]

yup, literally feels like something just ceases to exist. sometimes it rematerialises in a place you have looked 4 times already.

[trinketstar]