Zelda Miku

Victor / 20 / Trash

[sandmandaddy69]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner doesn’t understand 99% of technology or the internet but i’ve let him use my instagram a couple times and all that’s really come of it is he’s now obsessed with a specific dog i follow and asks about him like he’s a guy we know

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he’ll be at work and i just get texts like this

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[socpens]

Isnt it beautiful

awesome i want to hold it & raise it & teach it to make very intricate machines

[loop-zoop]

Gonna start taking one of these pics every time I smoke. I love the warm and cool colors of the photo on the right, I almost want to paint it

[goodoldfisticuffs]

[sinister-compliments]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

[paper-mario-wiki]

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

[8one6]

[tourdion]

this is shocking

[owlservice]

Philistines

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Theyll never understand us

[thedman0310]

1984

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[helianthus-hellion]

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

[thepleasuregoblin]

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

[dykegonzo]

[acientvegtable]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[willowcrowned]

caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[wizardgender]

I know a guy exactly like this hold on

[wizardgender]

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]