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me when he dont text back vs me when i dont text back

nymerianightmares

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PSA FOR WHITE PEOPLE REGARDING CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

No, I am not flattered by your cultural appropriation.

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1. go off 2. she’s gorgeous

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jesuisjournalistepopculture

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kenziecore

my shower schedule in the summer is based on when i have to socialize

vervelig

“Your life is not an episode of Skins. Things will never look quite as good as they do in a faded, sun-drenched Polaroid; your days are not an editorial from Lula. Your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie, or a Chuck Palahniuk novel, or a Charles Bukowski poem. Grace Coddington isn’t your creative director. Bon Iver and Joy Division don’t play softly in the background at appropriate moments. Your hysterical teenage diary isn’t a work of art. Your room probably isn’t Selby material. Your life isn’t a Tumblr screencap. Every word that comes out of your mouth will not be beautiful and poignant, infinitely quotable. Your pain will not be pretty. Crying till you vomit is always shit. You cannot romanticize hurt. Or sadness. Or loneliness. You will have homework, and hangovers and bad hair days. The train being late won’t lead to any fateful encounters, it will make you late. Sometimes your work will suck. Sometimes you will suck. Far too often, everything will suck - and not in a Wes Anderson kind of way. And there is no divine consolation - only the knowledge that we will hopefully experience the full spectrum - and that sometimes, just sometimes, life will feel like a Coppola film.”

Letters From Nowhere (via 5ft1)

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me: i need to lose some weight

friend: but you look so good

me: bitch who said i didn’t look good!! the fuck!!!!

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im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the store and tosses a small box at me. She said there should be enough for a tip in there. and that she wouldn’t care if i pocketed the rest, its just been sitting around anyways.

im a bit confused but figure there is money inside so whatever

what the fuck thats a lot for pizza.

WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOSSED $2,000 AT ME LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL FOR ME TO ORDER PIZZA BTCH IM BUYING ME 6 PIZZAS AND TAKING 5 HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

BITCH! THIS PIZZA DUDE GETTING THE BEST DAMN TIP OF THEIR LIFE

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TAKING THAT PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON OUT FOR A FUCKING PARTY. YOU FUCKING TOSS THIS AT ME YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IM GOING TO GO BUY ME A HOUSE AND PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AND INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BUY SOME GOLD AND SAVE SOME RARE WILD LIFE AND HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BE SET FOR RETIREMENT BUT TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA PERSON OUT FOR THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE.