Socially retarded and weird

28. female. gay. fine. fresh. fierce. wifed up.

[mystride]

Hi, We chatted a couple years about about purchacing the Tumblr handle mystride. Please let me know if that is something you are still interested in doing?

How much can you give me?

[thatonezombiecosplayer]

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

[strawbubbe]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[yehudigorl]

tis the season

[aka-maayan]

I forgot about this

[tikkunhayam]

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[yourface-isproblematic-deactiva]

[yourface-isproblematic-deactiva]

[tipsywench]

The always beautiful Bif Naked. I always say this, but this woman is my inspiration and I think she’s absolutely lovely.

[fweakyprincessmrc]

[mystride]

Perfect vday weekend. Now this is all I need

[dizzy-spin]

[faithtrustpxidst-deactivated201]

[roeypoeyo-deactivated20130126]

[gammarey]

[meagghann]

[mystride]

insert ugly cry. followed by me awkwardly explaining how i'm in my 20s and have watched this show from day one and i don't regret any of it for a second. wrapped up with me still being single ... 

[superwow-blog]

[jurassic--fork]

[mystride]

commence ugly laugh

[tribadismm-deactivated20120831]

I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I’d do it again, I’d fucking do it again in a second!

Sarah Silverman(Jesus is Magic)