My Super Sweet 666

Every girl dreams of turning 666!

[jbern123]

[oizumi-deactivated20191118]

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[erogape-deactivated20250604]

What therapy is really like

Me: i wanna get hit by a car Her: what kind of car?

[socialistfoto]

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[nevver]

Sweet dreams

[monamorenita]

this is a personal attack on me and my entire life

[hypnotic-flow]

me: i wonder what my future wife/husband is doing right now?

also me: oh, you think you’re getting married in the future? really..?

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[nichehobbyrobot-deactivated2016]

[mysupersweet666]

My brain: finally something good happened

Me: yes

My brain: it would sure be a shame...

Me:...don't...

My brain: if we

Me: please

My brain: fucked it up immediately >:{

[mysupersweet666]

You know when you like someone so much you actually feel yourself going insane and you just let it happen? It's alright. He's German (born and raised), super smart, tall dark and handsome, funny, and actually my age. After dating people so much older than me for the last 2-3 years I did not remember what a big difference this makes. Like. In... 🍆 A lot... 🍆 Of... 🍆Ways... 🍆 Anyway go ahead and start the countdown to this going to hell and my heart breaking. 🙃

[xzvdfxgjftgykj]

the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth

[fksskakakflsrmrtemendkfmsskdn]

where’d you hear that

[getweirder]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[unretrieved]

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea