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It’s your friend Mythical and I have a new post for y’all, it’s called; I’m fucking depressed.

'Why are you wearing a beanie in 70 degree weather?' 'Because fuck you, that's why.'

A conversation I had with a younger student at my school, who now thinks i’m insane, but also looks at me like I hold the secrets to the universe

#why do i do this shit

I guarantee you can't find a single straight person who plays the ukulele

They're a l l g a y

Welcome to my show, it's called sing along and I'll fucking kill you.

Bo Burnham

#Icon #Seriously I love this man #amazing

Shutout to the hot guy who came into the bakery while i was working today who was really hot, tall and had a deep voice. He can knead my dough tbh

#gay #way too gay #wtf how am i so gay #lesbians because why not #bakery

I'M SO GAAAAAAY WTFFF AAAAAHHHHH WHY AM I SO GAY SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE AAA

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Why. Why are we like this.

#why is my bestfriend like this #why am i still awake #why am I like this #i give up #Join the ninjago cult

Aight my dudes, it’s your friend Mythical and guess what I’m doing tonight? CONDUCTING A FUCKING MURDER. THIS LITTLE SHIT GOT INTO MY EMAIL I SWEAR. I also started ww4 with one of my friends, and now we hate each other. Fun fact, ww3 was an EARLIER fight I had with DIFFRENT friend. We don’t hate each other anymore.. usually.

IT'S 11:3O PM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT I NEED TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

Mythicalqueercareer