phan is fake!!! you're being lied to!!

phan is not real and you're all brainwashed

[phan-is-not-real]

"pHaN iS rEaL" yeah sure and phil is blond

[phan-is-not-real]

dan is flirting with hank green on twt btw

[isphantwtfighting]

@phan-is-not-real

[phan-is-not-real]

the fact people had to edit that further proves that they're actually straight because if they were really gay phil would've had his hand there in the first place

[phan-is-not-real]

@isphantwtfighting how are they dealing with this "gay" tour thing over there?

[isphantwtfighting]

Weather is warm and mild, and phannies are going nuts over the purple photo shoot. I do see some people complaining about the quality of the merch in the Pham tier box but they’re a minority and the storm should pass over quickly.

[phan-is-not-real]

@isphantwtfighting how are they dealing with this "gay" tour thing over there?

[isphantwtfighting]

Weather is warm and mild, and phannies are going nuts over the purple photo shoot. I do see some people complaining about the quality of the merch in the Pham tier box but they’re a minority and the storm should pass over quickly.

[phan-is-not-real]

@isphantwtfighting how are they dealing with this "gay" tour thing over there?

[isphantwtfighting]

Weather is warm and mild, and phannies are going nuts over the purple photo shoot. I do see some people complaining about the quality of the merch in the Pham tier box but they’re a minority and the storm should pass over quickly.

[phan-is-not-real]

Phan can’t be real, Dan literally called Phil a friend in the podcast today

they're straight besties!!

[phan-is-not-real]

@isphantwtfighting how are they dealing with this "gay" tour thing over there?

[phan-is-not-real]

[phan-is-not-real]

just gotta double check: you are going to the tour to prove in person that it's totally all fake, right? you gotta make sure

yes of course 🙂‍↕️

[ahappydnp]

i don’t wanna be intrusive and speculate or anything but they kind of made it sound like they… share a bed… is phan real?!?!

calling the 2015 phan police on you. oooo they're gonna getcha

[starlit-syncopation]

@phan-is-not-real your thoughts

[phan-is-not-real]

are we frl? can we stop nitpicking everything they say and somehow make out of it that phan is real?? why can't two straight bros just talk about their bed for goodness sake 🙄

[phan-is-not-real]

Phil said on today’s podcast that everything is a lie so obviously that confirms that they’re actually straight and hate each other and that it was all a scheme for the NordVPN agenda, 

they literally won't stop telling us that everything is a lieee

[phan-is-not-real]

We’re all in agreement that Patreon vid was just marketing, right?

obviously!

we all know the ticket sale didn't go that well, they're just trying to get more gullible people to buy them :/

[danrifics]

Follow for more dan and phil facts!

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[phan-is-not-real]

!!!!!!

[phan-is-not-real]

hiii bestie are you getting tickets? (to watch them confirm that they've been straight this whole time ofc)

helloo

already did! i want to watch the reveal of their secret girlfriends in person obviously

[phan-is-not-real]

is this blog a joke i like actually cant tell

wdym a joke do they look gay and in love to you?

[papermachefawn]

hard launch tour prediction!! Everyone is having a normal time. dnp seem fine. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “High Hopes.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “every snowflakes different just like you.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “High Hopes” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing their Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas hit. Everyone in the crowd is going to be ok. Then if things couldn’t get any more ok, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss their secret girlfriends, holding the straight flag.

[phan-is-not-real]

that is 100% happening thank you