Mythik McFlyHead

I’m here to shitpost my most (kinky horny) Tumblr-Coded thoughts ~ 21 y/o punk shithead ~🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ~ Minors DNI ~ I’m graphic 👹 ~ He/Him ~ SEND ASKS!!! (Open to fantasies) I respond when bored/horny

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[oneheadtoanother]

[sin-an]

Waking up next to him, kissing along his neck and cuddling up for warmth, running my hands from his waist to the front of his boxers, palming him until he wakes up whining, begging me to fuck him.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[animentality]

[animentality]

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"I'm only criticizing the people who are lazy on purpose" is just not the reassurance people think it is when nearly every disabled person has been accused of not really being disabled and just being lazy on purpose

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[maskdoll]

my friend keeps calling me a “brat” just because i refuse to bend to her will. maybe she doesn’t understand the unbreakable spirit of a hero of justice?

[mythikmcflyhead]

I NEED TO CLICKER TRAIN HIMMMMM

Start with a click everytime i touch his tdick, then once he starts to associate that pleasure with the click move on to just touching his shoulder with the click, watch him squirm then, maybe take him to the mall once he’s fully trained and see how his eyes go blank and his legs start to shake as i just keep clicking it. Maybe we’ll over hear someone near by asking what that clicking noise is, and only the two of us will know that he’s absolutely dripping. Maybe I’ll take him into the bathroom and make him suck me off while he touches himself, or maybe I’ll finger him while i continue with the clicker. I guess we’ll have to wait and see how it happens 🤭