i'm a witch & you can't kill me

embroidery artist & anxious primate they/them, 30s, tme dyke 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✡️🍉🔞 shop - my art - bluesky - letterboxd

[hyenaswine]

4th of july sale on my whole shop! use code BURNTHEFLAG at checkout for 20% off your order now through july 7. the coupon is done now but i'm not about to make a new pinned until i add some more stuff

Embroidery by Sy Shapiro

Sy made this!

[hyenaswine]

lately going to bed has become really scary & i don't want to do it but it's what you're supposed to do, & NOT going to bed isn't going to save me from The Horrors but instead introduces an additional set of Horrors

[hyenaswine]

nobody even knows i'm baby

[hyenaswine]

what if i don't want to be tough. what if i want to be baby.

[hyenaswine]

bald cat sleep on mom, also mick & stevie are here

[hyenaswine]

nobody even knows i'm baby

[g4yr4t]

*walks past u*

[g4yr4t]

*lies down*

[g4yr4t]

what was that?

[hyenaswine]

worked outside today. i'd like to keep going but i have to stop to go to my mom's now.

[hyenaswine]

at my current weekly time slot at the gym i'm usually the only one there (with my trainer) except for this extremely beautiful man who works out by himself with ear buds in & never speaks to me, which is fine! he's not being rude, he's doing his own thing, & i don't want to be perceived when i'm working out anyway. but it's very funny when i'm sitting there on a box working on my physio for my leg, which involves me just lifting one heel for 15 seconds, while he's literally doing pushups with a 45lb weight on his back or doing pullups with a medicine ball between his knees. & i'm like yeah that's my gym partner. we're actually exactly the same. our bodies are identical.

[hyenaswine]

my trainer competes in weightlifting so today she says to me "let me show you a video of my snatch! it's testing week so i was testing my snatch" & i'm just like you can't be talking like that hetero jessica

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[hyenaswine]

...do people not know the stranger?

[g4yr4t]

like... the camus novel?

[hyenaswine]

no like when you sit on your hand to make it fall asleep & then jack off with it

[hyenaswine]

Says alot when my friend and I are the only trans women at the trans event. She's a woc & I'm an Arab jew.

ugh that must be exhausting

[hottypeclub]

[hyenaswine]

I saw it already. The first lesbian sex scene they show was one of the hotter gay sex scenes on Netflix. Thought maybe you saw some movie or queer media

nothing comes to mind unfortunately 😔 sorry

[hyenaswine]

Horror Around the World (with watch links!)

I'm trying to watch a horror film from every country that's made one. I've broken down the countries by continent to make things easier for

this has been my Special Project for the past few months & i've decided to turn it into a letterboxd list to help other people who might want to attempt a similar challenge. one thing that's been really frustrating when trying to find more obscure movies is when people leave reviews but don't offer any leads on how to track down the film. so i made sure to include as many watch links as possible for movies i found on free non-subscription sites like youtube, vimeo, tubi, plex, etc. i'm going to keep updating this list & prioritize switching out unavailable movies for films that are accessible to stream for free, whenever possible. if a country isn't included on this list, it simply hasn't made a horror movie yet (according to letterboxd's data which is sourced from tmdb).

[hyenaswine]

here are some highlights from my journey so far that i recommend! all of these have less than 1,000 member views on letterboxd. the titles link to where you can watch the films for free.

Imajuik (2022), 18min, Greenland - after the apocalypse, the last person in nuuk finds out she's not alone. very spooky, made me tense!!

Asema (2023), 35min, Suriname - while visiting his grandma for the summer, deon & his friend jimmy try to catch a vampire. fun & light-hearted but spooky at the right moments. the kids had great comedic timing.

Kindil (2016), 40min, Algeria - during a trip to the beach without her husband, a young mother is drowned by a group of men - but the violence of her death transforms her into something else. i wish this one was feature length, but it's beautiful & haunting as it is.

Guilt (2014), 29min, Faroe Islands - a nurse caring for an elderly woman finds herself haunted by ghosts from her past. really atmospheric little short that's both classic & just a bit fucked up at the same time.

The Witch with Flying Head (1982), 92min, Taiwan - it's about a witch with flying head. what else do you want from me.

[hyenaswine]

any recs on t4t lesbian media?

no sadly, i haven't been keeping very up to date with queer media (busy watching old horror movies & films made in the global south for $1) but maybe my followers can add some recs in the replies/reblogs.

[disneystheweekenders]

One gifset per episode - S04E05 'Nevermore'

Plot: Tino gets very excited for Halloween and maps out a huge candy-gathering strategy, but Lor, Carver, and Tish refuse to participate, claiming they have outgrown the holiday. Frustrated by his friends' sudden change in attitude, Tino devises elaborate pranks to give them a real scare. Trivia: This episode pays homage to the HBO TV series 'Tales from the Crypt'.

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[hyenaswine]

...do people not know the stranger?