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my favorite part of Nolan’s Odyssey was when Odysseus stopped at a Dunkin on the way home

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You consult ChatGPT? I consult The Oracle at Delphi. We are not the same.

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Demeter: I just can’t believe Persephone! I mean, of all people- she chose Hades?!

Hera: Well, it could be worse.

Demeter: ?

Hera: She could’ve picked Zeus.

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Penelope to Odysseus: I’m so hungry I could eat Nausicaa

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Hades: My love language is funds of affirmation, acts of money, money touch, quality money, and public displays of cash

Aphrodite:

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Hades: Actually yes, I did notice that social cue, I just had no idea what to do with it

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Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.

Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?

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Eris: My dad has daughter issues.

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Not a single phone in sight, just people living in the moment. 😇😇

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Hades: Everybody SHUT UP!!!

Zeus: What?!! What happened?!

Hades: Nothing. I just wanted everyone to shut up.

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Apollo: I think I’m bi

Hermes: Which one?

Apollo: What do you mean?

Hermes: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?

Artemis: I know! A bitch.

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Ares: What the fuck are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back.

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Zeus: Men suffer too.

Hera: Not enough.

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*Hera finding out about Dionysus*

Hera: YOU’RE ZEUS’S SON?… THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-

Dionysus: WAIT! But I’m the god of wine!

Hera: -keep you safe… I’m going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!

Dionysus:

Hera: …Do you have a wine list?

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Dionysus: No, mom, I’m not high. My eyes are red because I’m evil

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Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might jump out of a window!

Hades: Dio, what did I tell you about saying stuff like that?!

Dionysus: …

Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might… push somebody else out of a window?

Hades: Thank you.

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*Apollo struggling to open a jar*

Artemis: Allow me

*She makes it tighter*

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