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You consult ChatGPT? I consult The Oracle at Delphi. We are not the same.
Demeter: I just canāt believe Persephone! I mean, of all people- she chose Hades?!
Hera: Well, it could be worse.
Demeter: ?
Hera: She couldāve picked Zeus.
Penelope to Odysseus: Iām so hungry I could eat Nausicaa
Hades: My love language is funds of affirmation, acts of money, money touch, quality money, and public displays of cash
Aphrodite:
Hades: Actually yes, I did notice that social cue, I just had no idea what to do with it
Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.
Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?
Eris: My dad has daughter issues.
Not a single phone in sight, just people living in the moment. šš
Hades: Everybody SHUT UP!!!
Zeus: What?!! What happened?!
Hades: Nothing. I just wanted everyone to shut up.
Apollo: I think Iām bi
Hermes: Which one?
Apollo: What do you mean?
Hermes: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar?
Artemis: I know! A bitch.
Ares: What the fuck are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back.
Zeus: Men suffer too.
Hera: Not enough.
*Hera finding out about Dionysus*
Hera: YOUāRE ZEUSāS SON?⦠THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-
Dionysus: WAIT! But Iām the god of wine!
Hera: -keep you safe⦠Iām going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!
Dionysus:
Hera: ā¦Do you have a wine list?
Dionysus: No, mom, Iām not high. My eyes are red because Iām evil
Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might jump out of a window!
Hades: Dio, what did I tell you about saying stuff like that?!
Dionysus: ā¦
Dionysus: If I keep losing my keys I might⦠push somebody else out of a window?
Hades: Thank you.
*Apollo struggling to open a jar*
Artemis: Allow me
*She makes it tighter*
Hades: I notice that youāre wearing a shirt. Is everything okay?
Zeus: You fucking-