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[wsswatson]

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

finding someone aesthetically pleasing

being sexually attracted to someone

being romantically attracted to someone

WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

[nowisthewinter]

It boils down to this;

Finding someone sexually attractive: I want to have sex with you.

Finding someone romantically attractive: I want to date you.

Finding someone aesthetically pleasing: I want to draw you.

[drkarayua]

If it’s all three, you’re fucked.

[greelin]

[casually puts earlier date on assignment before turning it in to make it look like i’m not a procrastinating piece of shit]

[elliegalaxies]

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

[sodfather]

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

[sodfather]

[trenzalurgh]

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

[mypugobsession]

[lxfill]

are pugs even real

[hobolunchbox]

[carryonwaywardsoldier]

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

[carryonwaywardsoldier]

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

[snorlaxatives]

[drakesbabygrl]

[sisqofanclub-deactivated2013122]

Apparrantly people are upset about this commercial….

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

im CACKLING OMFG

[outraged]

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

[ahsconfessions]

[sameoseme-deactivated20240725]

[phenomenalher]

[witchesntexas-deactivated201503]

SHUT UP

[blueunicorndust-deactivated2014]

Oh my word. This is the cutest fucking thing.

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

Only problem is… That baby clearly came before the marriage

[catnipkit]

I’m glad someone saw that

[dewogong-blog]

- from Adventure Time (“The Pit”)

[willyciraptor-blog]

childrens show

[sunsetorangepeeta]

Let’s just talk about how this is making me cry

[primrosesandrues-blog]

This is just about the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Like really, I’m crying, it’s so beautiful.

[humanitiesbestchance-deactivate]

That is literally the cutest story I’ve ever heard

[fruitplayer]

I always get really excited when I see this on my dash because it’s like WOW I KNOW THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS. COOL.

[kimjongundead]

HURRK LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WAR CRIME THAT IS THIS GAME’S WATER REFLECTIONS

[nervouscrashh]

[bitwisdom]

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine