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Independent Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay Night. OC Friendly.

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heroicmartyr replied to your post: @heroicmartyr “What in the world is happening….?”

“I had only said one thing to Archer, and now pretty much everyone wants me dead. My only protection squad consist of Saber, Gareth, Alter Okita and a magical girl in pink that do want me to live-” and now he’s out of breath.

“I... I see.”

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@heroicmartyr

“What in the world is happening....?”

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‘ I’m really going to have to resist that you stop calling me Satan. ‘

“Once you’ve managed to convince me you’re not Satan, I will.”

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UBW Abridged-Based Starters Pt. 1

‘ Fine, I get it, I’m up! ‘

‘ Gonna get magical up in here! ‘

‘ Aid me as I Murder-Death-Kill. ‘

‘ Get dunked on, school! ‘

‘ Has school ever let me meet a hero of the past? ‘

‘ 100 Percent maximum No Chill! ‘

‘ My living room! You broke my house. ‘

‘ I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued, the spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down. ‘

‘ And surprising nobody, I totally succeeded! ‘

‘ I’m the Master - yours of course - who’s going to be engaging in the time-honored tradition of indiscriminate murder during this generation’s Murder-Death-Kill. ‘

‘ Did I stutter? ‘

‘ What makes you think I’m the type who would so callously slaughter at you behest? ‘

‘ Making personal decisions isn’t in your wheelhouse right now, capiche? ‘

‘ Name. Yours. Gimme. ‘

‘ I figured it out! You’re actually Satan! ‘

‘ That’s uncalled for. ‘

‘ I command you to not attempt to condemn my soul into the fiery pits of hell, or perform any conned activities including, but not limited to, ritual sacrifices! ‘

‘ Do you have any idea how valuable those are?! ‘

‘ The power of seals compels you! ‘

‘ What in the world is wrong with you?! ‘

‘ Hello, ‘Actually Satan’. ‘

‘ Do. Not. Fuck with me. ‘

‘ Who else can say they ordered Actually Satan to clean their house? ‘

‘ Get dustin’, Lucifer! ‘

‘ It’s too bad you didn’t summon Lucifer. You two might get along. ‘

‘ Woah! Actually Satan’s got a knack for carpentry. ‘

‘ *gasp* Maybe he’s Actually Jesus! ‘

‘ I’m really going to have to resist that you stop calling me Satan. ‘

‘ Seems like a pretty Actually Satan answer to me, Lucey-Goosey! ‘

‘ Wouldn’t you be concerned if your Servant was actually the Devil? ‘

‘ Shouldn’t you be in school today? ‘

‘ Shouldn’t you be tormenting the souls of the damned? ‘

‘ Why do you hate yourself so much? ‘

‘ … Satan made me tea. ‘

‘ This is the Murder Park. ‘

‘ That explains the hatred in the air. ‘

‘ So what you’re saying… is that the Devil is a state of being. ‘

‘ Like everything else about me, you’ve correctly deduced that the correct answer is: I’m the Devil! ‘

‘ Because magic! I don’t know! ‘

‘ Can you summon Hell? ‘

‘ I guess we should flee and… forego this conversation with reckless abandon! ‘

‘ Oh gosh! We have to flee immediately! Or we’ll surely die! ‘

‘ Yeah, I’m not doing that. ‘

‘ … no, ___, I’m not carpet bombing the city! ‘

‘ Of course you’re not, silly, it was just a thought. ‘

‘ … this is my life now. ‘

‘ Nah, just some nerd. Who should mind their own business!

‘ … well that’s rude. ’

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sans stands for Shirou After Not Surviving

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one day I’ll be more active on shirou. you’ll see

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❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

“You’re right. There isn’t anything special about me. But that doesn’t mean I don’t need to try and make my life meaningful.”

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❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

“WHAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCK”

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❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

“Once I achieve my goals, I will.”

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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ I set the car on fire. ❞

❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞

❝ It’s their blood. ❞

❝ Where are your guns? ❞

❝ You’re better than me. ❞

❝ Put your hands up! ❞

❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞

❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞

❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞

❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 

❝ Come with me. Please. ❞

❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞

❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 

❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞

❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞

❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞

❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞

❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞

❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞

❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞

❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞

❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞

❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞

❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 

❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞

❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞

❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞

❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞

❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞

❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞

❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞

❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞

❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 

❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞

❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞

❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞

❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞

❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞

❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞

❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞

❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞

❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

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"Can I have an advance on my allowance?"

“Who are you...?”

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For every 💭 I receive, I will write one thought my Muse has had about yours.   

When she felt herself being ripped away from him and the Throne of Heroes, following the end of the Holy Grail War, there was a sense of hope within her. She was finally satisfied, her wish quietened and she was free to rest in Avalon. Her time serving the Grail and the Throne was done.

All there was to do now, was wait for the man she loved more than any other to join her there.

One year, five years, ten years, one hundred years.

She would wait as long as it took, until the moment where she could hold him in her arms once more would arrive.

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"I am saber, your servant. I have come in response to your summons. I ask you...Are you my Master?....How did that sound? Did I sound cool!? "

Who the heck is this guy...? Best to just ignore the crazy cosplayer, Shirou.

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I might archive and reboot this blog. I like Shirou enough that I don’t want to just abandon him, but I’ve been so inactive recently...

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like this post for a starter from shirou

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“I can’t forgive myself for failing to save anyone.”

“That’s... something I can understand.”

A hero is someone who never fails to save the people they need to. If he is to be a hero, he needs to be incapable of failure... right?