Things my wife says in her sleep @mywifethesleeptalker - Tumblr Blog

Do more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wife: 11:41 P.M.

#funny #wife #sleep talking #sleep #do more #wait #stop #hold on there

Oh. Dear. Sweet. Jesus. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Holy fuck

Wife - 11:35 P.M.

#sleep talking #wife #humour #jesus #fuck #shit

Did you do it?! What up bitches!

Wife - 12:07 A.M.

#wife #sleep talking #funny #quote #mywifethesleeptalker #sleep #talking in your sleep

Wife: HEY!

Me: Hi!

Wife: Touch your... Touch your toes!

#wife #sleep talking #funny #hey #touch #not what you expected

She would... She would... She would have... Yup. Yup. She would have... Yup. Yup. She would have said something. Yup. Umm she would have said something about my shoulder. Yup. About finishing my shoulder

Wife 10:48 P.M.

#wife #sleep-talking #funny #wtf #yup #she would have #shoulder #robots?

WHERE ARE THEY?!

Wife - 11:28 PM

#wife #sleep talking #funny #wtf #batman #WHERARTHEY

He has to go first. Because he has to go first. He said he has to go first. Mhmm

Wife - 12:00 AM

#wife #sleep-talking #funny #mhmm #attitude #said so

Dooon't! Pl...p..p...please!

Wife - 10:51 P.M.

#wife #sleep-talking #funny #don't #plaase #stuttering

Get some… Get some… COME GET SOME! Yeah! Yeah! Get it! Get it!

Wife - 12:56 AM

#wife #funny #humour #angry #agressive #get some #sleep talking

God...oh god.. Jesus fucking ch... Please, please, please, no, no, no, no, no...

Wife - 12:15 AM

#god #wife #sleep talking #why do i let her watch scary movies before bed

Just because...No! Just because it's a dinosaur, doesn't mean it's a big dinosaur

Wife - 12:45 A.M.

#wife #sleep talking #funny #argument #dinosaurs #splitting hairs

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Fuck you, you fucking cow

Wife - 12:16 A.M.

#wife #slepp talking #funny #fuck #shit #cows

Mang, mang, mang, mang. You... Are the shittiest police

Wife - 11:38 PM

#wife #sleep talking #funny #fuck #police #mang

Elephants and quarters

Wife: What?

Me: wha?

Wife: is that!...is that the elephant?!

Me: ...

Wife: what...what about the quarter?!

Me: the what?

Wife: The quarter! Is that the quarter?!

#wife #sleep talking #funny #elephants #quarter

Greetings!

Wife: huh? Hi?

Me: hi.

Wife: who is it?

Me: it's ... It's me?

Wife: oh. Hi.

Me: uh... Hi.

#wife #sleep talking #humour #hi #hello?

You're really really really really really really awesome.

Wife - 11:31 PM

#wife #sleep talking #really #awesome #funny

Everything is right through there right on through. If you open the window and head straight down, it’s there

Wife 4;11 AM

#wife #sleeptalking #funny #windows #break and enter #straight

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