[mywingman]

Everything in this bar is wrong. That's why it feels right. #divebar #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/13/26

[mywingman]

Every few years I look at my rapidly fading youth and think, “Oh my God. I never figured out how to talk to chicks.” #washed #oldhead #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 7/7/26

[mywingman]

So, this millennial woman is a mess and makes bad choices- but don’t worry, she’s now “doing the work.” #millenialwoman #messy #doingthwork #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/29/26

[mywingman]

This whole thing could’ve been so wholesome, but since we’re in Florida it immediately got twisted. #florida #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 6/22/26

[mywingman]

I’d love to "get out of here" with you, but unfortunately… I had a big lunch.#sex #lunch #knicks #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman6/15/26

[mywingman]

Nice try normie. But your OCD is no match for my ADHD! #normie #neurodiversity #schizo #degen #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman6/8/26

[mywingman]

Welcome to my Hollywood courtyard apartment. Come for the glamour, stay for the OnlyFans shoot. (Leave before the emotional damage starts.) #euphoria #ruebennett #existential #sydneysweeney #art #mywingman

[mywingman]

 Hard to have fun in this over-organized society. I need a calendar invite before I fully collapse. #party #knicks #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman

[mywingman]

Hey, nice chain wallet. Are we friends now or how does this work? #friendship #dearestfriend #fashion #summerlook #beenreal #staysafe #stayyou #chances #opportunities #facts #vibes #rememberwhen #youmad #repost #regram #walletchain #chainwallet #bikerchain #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman

[mywingman]

I feel a nightlife phase is something I should've done in college. See also: getting an MBA. #nightlife #MBA #knicks #art #mywingman 5/11/26

[mywingman]

I’m getting a stress rash from the guilt of having this drink with you. My body is keeping score. #metgala #knicks #existential #undergroundcomix #mywingman 5/5/26

[mywingman]

 It’s a little late for sarcasm. I’m exhausted, and so are you. #jackass #whcd #ballroom #knicks #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman

4/27/26

[mywingman]

There was always that one kid in school who laughed at their own jokes. Hi. #420 #coachella #comedy #upinsmoke #marijuana #blunt #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman4/20/26

[mywingman]

I took molly at a rave, thinking I’d find some deep connection. Turns out, I just needed deodorant. #euphoria #coachella #raves #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 4/13/26

[mywingman]

Well now wait just a minute…I’m just realizing I’m my girl’s first baddie. I need to be gentle. #baddie #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman

[mywingman]

(Get a load of this guy drinking tequila like a sorority girl at Señor Frogs-half dancing, half crying and fully committed.) #springbreak #twerking#existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/30/26

[mywingman]

I used to be a half-naked, twerking spring breaker. Then I became a local news story. It’s called character building.#springbreak #twerking#existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 3/23/26