just exploring

jus tryna keep cool in the heat of the moment

[lilnympho]

[toastbutteregg]

grow up and donate to me

[onlytwitterpics]

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

when you taste that pwussy and its on baby bear porridge status 

[emperorofdarkness7-deactivated2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtfffff

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

Baby bear porridge = just right

[msdecember31st]

Lmfaooooo I love it

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

I’m deadddd 😭😭

[crazybabyy94]

Y’all are so creative

[messiahelon]

chile 😭😭😭

[paninimami]

Lmfaooo

[jamaicanamazon]

I hate y’all but I like what ya did there 😭

[deonsraw]

Truuuu

[hardstoplucas1]

When the teacher don’t assign seats

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[withyogurl]

How to finger a girl

1,cut your nails 2,wash your hands 3,stimulate her thighs and grab it firmly 4,fuddle her boobs 5,flick and play with her clit while u kiss her same time 6,wait until she’s wet before sliding ur finger in so it won’t hurt 7,soon as u feel she’s wet,look her dead in the eyes while u slide ur fingers in her 8, grab her by the neck and choke her while ur fingers go deeper in her pussy (9) twist and grind slowly in her walls,looking for the pin point of her G spot (10) pay attention to her body language to know when u found the right spot with ur fingers (11) soon as u find the spot,focus on it,grind in there,go deeper,talk shit to her at the same time (12) ask her how she want it,faster? Slowly?

Few tips on fingering a girl,ur welcome

[triplecupplove]

*Mojo-Jojo*

The Powerpuff Girls:

[n0kiv]

I remember they beat his ass and it was his off day 😂😂😂 fucking savage

[gaterade]

me chastising myself after i finally put myself out there and get played  

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

I’m fine as fuck and I really sat here and thought I wasn’t lmao what a scam.

[skyakafreckles]

I want all of my people making at least $20 an hour.

[lepoemecestmavie]

ENERGY!

[lenabeanss]

*without the cost of living increasing

[onlyblackgirl]

^ that part.

[mamaduafe]

After taxes

[konoko]

[officialcrow]

my gym teacher got heated n sent me to the front office cuz I kept humming negro spirituals while I was on the rowing machine

[envisionari]

[kennyy-b-deactivated20210321]

😂😂

[weloveshortvideos]

Raccoon got halfway down the steps and remembered his momma aint raise no bitch

[backandbodyhurts]

I’m SCREAMING

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I’m the broom

[with-practice]

he really did change his mind.like “YOU KNOW WHAT! no! NO MORE!”

[taaamekaa-deactivated20180912]

LMAOOOO THE BROOM FUCKING BROKE

[n0kiv]

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lol

[quixon]

Ida teed his ass up and knocked his lil ass to the moon

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Would kicked that lil nigga so far they woulda gave me 3 points for it

[misstudi]

I didn’t know raccoons were like this 😩😂

[theeamazoniangoddess]

Lmfaoooo. Raccoons are highkey dangerous tho.

[word-word-cool]

Facts the way I would’ve kicked him, snapped his whole grill. 😭😂😭 things got rabies

[oxfordsandafros]

Raccoon:

[imsoshive]

Him: What you tryna do tonight? Wanna see a movie?

Her: I’m tryna see that dick in my mouth actually.

Him:

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[theblogchoseme]

When all you wanted to do was play music