Alex, The Pretending Artist

The awkward moment when that wench is false as hell.

[n00bian5]

Shoutout to segasaturn0

@segasaturn0 is the real one! Go ask them for a copy of the Beetlejuice musical!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[catchymemes]

[lunacornfan2k26]

And it happens with anyone and everyone

[nyctoheart]

if kingdom hearts didn’t switch to unreal engine during development, Pirates in KH3 would have looked exactly like KH2 and sometimes you just have to thank God.

[fannypakc]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day

[scienceandfandoms]

I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[yes-this-is-coydog]

[subjectsix]

Miles and Peter B: [swingin around NYC]

Peter B: Does that sign say iHOB??? they’re still doing that here?

Miles: huh? oh yeah, International House of Burgers. They changed their name for some stunt, “iHOP”. So stupid. Can you imagine them making Pancakes?

Peter: 

[illuspiration-blog]

Don Bluth’s Beauty and the Beast

[ludextruction-deactivated201907]

I love how love confessions perfectly match their characters.

Asra: Sweet, charming, ethereal.

Nadia: Gentle, elegant, sincere.

Julian: SUFFERED, DRAMATIC AS HELL.

[digmon]

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

[thyrell]

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[ohpenmikephotos]

THE COCOAPUFF GIRLS

So about this project. For awhile now I’ve noticed almost every single time I see a darker skinned black woman “going viral”, she’s half naked, oiled up, and/or sexualized in some way shape or form. It’s very rarely ever “Look at this amazing dark skinned woman who accomplished this thing.” Or “Look at her smile, she’s gorgeous”.  Please don’t misinterpret what I’m saying. There is nothing wrong with darker women and black women in general being free and expressive about their sexuality and provocative features. BUT that is NOT ALL they are. They are so much more than sexual beings, but for some reason, that seems to be almost the only thing that grabs viral appreciation. So here’s my attempt to have darker skinned black women go viral for just being cute, creative, stylish, bubbly, beautiful, and black. Aside from the videographer EVERYONE involved in this project IS A BLACK WOMAN. I hope you guys like it. I ask that if you enjoyed this and agree with my objective, share it with a few people please.

A special thank you to @aggienes, I couldn’t have done this without her.

INSTAGRAM PAGES OF THOSE INVOLVED Photographer & Creative Director: @ohpenmike @ohpenmikephotos Stylist: @ohpenmikephotos & @aggie_hair Hair-Stylist: @aggie_nes @aggie_hair Graphic Designer: @pepitapepper MUA: @chidi.mma Models: @kristiatolode @misskellykel @chiepodeu @yanjusofine_

[projectdestati]

Kingdom Hearts III releases exactly 100 days from today in North America. The countdown begins to January 29, 2019

[situationalzodiac]

not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Someone please buy me the Aladdin one.

[mjalti]

was watching this haunted story and basically members of the KKK killed this man for living with a mixed race prostitute who he married and that wasn’t like “ok” with the city so they first kidnapped and tarred & feathered him then they ultimately killed him by lynching& each member shooting a shot at his dead body BUT his wife was also a practitioner of black magic or something and placed a curse on the spirits of all the people who participated in the murder of her husband after which every person who killed her husband ON CHRISTMAS DAY, started dying under painful & mysterious circumstances & now their spirits roam the house the lovers lived in & I was like

[mjalti]

For the people asking here’s an article to it http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1994-12-11/features/9412050130_1_legend-lives-waterfront-coffee-shop

Peace on earth, good will toward men - the spirit of Christmas. But not in Key West in 1921.That year, the holiday season exploded into a tr