I'm On A Quest

I wanna be the very best like no one ever was

[kittyvines]

[you-can-be-your-own-god]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

my constant internal dialogue.

[dreamberks-deactivated20160209]

[arthetic]

Me

[streaky-bacon]

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

[su-young-nam]

Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs

Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

[share]

me as a parent

[awesome-picz]

Today Is National Take Your Dog To Work Day.

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

they are working very hard and I am proud of them

[baawri]

[allthebestofmemes]

[thecommonchick]

this is so me 😂

[90s90s90s]

[captainphasm]

[surprisebitch]

“yes i am a huge fan of horror flicks”

[hashtagparksandrec]

[xbecka]

basically all my sentences start with one of these

ok so

basically

omg

no but seriously

actually

ok

wow

ok wow (or wow ok)

wait

but wait

no wait

guys

oh wow

so like

dude

if you mix some of these together you could make so many more…

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.