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Never again talk to people who ask you for the number of pages in a book. DAMN, DON'T YOU READ MUGOLS?

The person who became irritated because of a non-reading pleb

imagineyourhistoricalfigure

Imagine your favorite historical figure reacting to people writing smutty fanfiction of them.

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@papabach @felixmendelssohn-official @jsbach-official @official-felixmendelssohn

jsbach-official

No.

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

How do u make money as a musician? Specially if im a pianist and cant play in orchestra?

sell ur tears on ebay

what the strings think during rehearsal

first violins: oh god oh god this is too many sixteenth notes and way too high and I sound like an owl screeching please rescue us

second violins: this isn't too bad. that's kind of a funky rhythm oh no the entire section is lost again. ok, I guess we'll all just play quietly and let the first violins do the things. it's not like the conductor even acknowledges our existence anyway.

violas: ha ha guess who didn't get the melody AGAIN. oooh exciting quarter notes. come on, give us a challenge and OH GOD THERE ARE SIXTEENTH NOTES NOW I AM NOT OKAY and back to quarter notes, come on this is baby stuff and HOW DO I READ TREBLE CLEF I AM NOT A VIOLIN STOP TORTURING ME

cellos: this is alright, I guess. kind of boring when we're just keeping the beat but ok. ooooh the shifty thing. more vibrato. always more vibrato. yes. *inhales deeply* yes.

bass: I'm hungry lol

#trueaf #dull_musician's_life #doublebass