(not) The Official Antonio Salieri

I didn't poison Mozart, I swear I didn't.

[botanyshitposts]

i was trying to identify this mushroom in our yard and wikipedia redirected me to the chubbiest fucking mushroom ive ever seen and theres like 2 sentences of explanation to accompany this image and im loosing my mind

[botanyshitposts]

update

[botanyshitposts]

double update: apparently the image on the page is a very young mushroom who is still in the process of inflating its adorable mushy selectively poisonous cells. the grown up mushroom will look like this: 

still chubby tho…..my love for her has not diminished 

[botanyshitposts]

people be calling her names and shit in the notes like they dont know that shes FUCKING sensitive…..shes perfect just the way she is yall are just mean

[bearb0i]

@disgustingplants

[disgustingplants]

Chubby. Reactive to touch. Will poison your fat-shaming ass…

*relatable*

[antoniosalieri-official]

@official-franzschubert @franzschubert-official

[antonio-salieri-official]

Contrary to popular belief, Antonio Salieri is actually the patron saint of

crippling anxiety

[antoniosalieri-official]

And of sweets. Never forget thy sweets.

[moved-kudryavka2626]

I hate myself :’D

also Happy Birthday to the lovable teacher~

[nada-interessante-deactivated20]

How to make Piñata cookies!

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

[cloudfreed]

me [hitting these tiny and carefully made confections with a full size bat]: GIVE ME THE CANDY

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

You both like music, you both are the famous composers of music, and if you didnt die immediately i think you and beethoven could have been the best of friends or partners.

Haha~! Yes, I see now~! Friends…perhaps! But partners…? Mhn, I wouldn’t be so sure on how to deal with his spontaneous temper tantrums if we ever composed music together in the same room…

[thunderousfate]

And i wouldn’t be so sure on how to deal with his childish ass jokes

[antoniosalieri-official]

Partners in crime would be likely though, both of you have too many tricks up your sleeves.

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Salieri, to Haydn: Ludwig has something he’d like to tell you. Ludwig?

Beethoven, to Haydn: I didn’t mean to upset you even though everything I said was true and you know it.

Salieri: Ludwig, that is a god-awful apology.

[thunderousfate]

@antonio-salieri-official

Still its an apology… an honest apology !

[antoniosalieri-official]

(facepalms)

[nonbinary-salieri]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!

[antoniosalieri-official]

That's about right. Mozart killed me. The proof is that I am dead. I am typing this because oooooo I am a ghost.

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Salieri: Look, this is the way it works: I actually commit a crime, and THEN you get to blame me for it.

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

[thunder booms in distance] Beethoven: [slowly turns around to face the window and lifts a shaking fist] Damn you…..damn you, stupid thunder…I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU…! Haydn: [watching from afar, dazed] Such fighting spirit! Beethoven: [INCOHERENT ANGRY GERMAN SCREAMING]

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Salieri, jumping out of bed: Shit, I’m late for school!

Salieri, calming down: Oh yeah, I’m 30.

Salieri, falling asleep peacefully: …

Salieri, jumping out of bed: I’M A TEACHER.

(Source: x)

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.

[bizarrebirds]

i bring to you

the tiny boys

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN

[officialfist]

HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!

[victrine]

THE TINY BOYS

[antoniosalieri-official]

@franzschubert-official @official-franzschubert

[mediumaevum]

Hildegard von Bingen’s Happiness Cookies

The nutmeg has a greath warmth and a good mixture in its powers. When a human being eats nutmeg it opens his heart, and his sense is pure, and it puts him a good state of mind.

Take nutmeg and (in the same amount) cinnamon and some cloves and grind them up. And then, from this powder and some water, make flour - and roll out some little tarts. Eat these often and it will lower the bitterness of your heart and your mind and open your heart and your numbed senses. It will make your spirit happy, purify and cleanse your mind, lower all bad fluids in you, give your blood a good tonic, and make you strong. (Hildegard von Bingen, Physica, I, 21)

Cookies for Preventing Sadness (Based on a recipe by Hildegard von Bingen)

2.2g ground nutmeg 2.2g ground cinnamon 5g cloves 500g spelt flour 150g cane sugar 250g butter 2 eggs A pinch of salt 100g almond pieces

Bake cookies at 350 F (180 C) for 5 to 10 minutes.

[antoniosalieri-official]

@vanbeethoven-official @hildegardvonbingen-official

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Nannerl, pressing slices of bread onto the sides of her brother’s face: WHAT ARE YOU?

Wolfgang: A genius sandwich.

[nannerlmozartofficial]

[astryfiammante]

SHOOKETH.jpg

[mozart-fx-official]

@antoniosalieri-official / @antonio-salieri-official teacher why

[antoniosalieri-official]

Sugar rush.

[antonio-salieri-official]

Does Mozart dab? I feel like you're our only reliable source on this matter

Yes.

Yes he does.

[antoniosalieri-official]

Once he dabbed and smacked my face in the process.

[mendely]

Original:

Un-tumblrized:

[mozart-fx-official]

@antonio-salieri-official help

[antonio-salieri-official]

That’s fair

[antoniosalieri-official]

Okay, that is accurate

[threemilk]

Hello Kitty Rainbow Cake & Bubble Tea