>You drive up to the window of the news Dunkin’ Donuts only to be handed a Diet Mountain Dew. This is not what you ordered. “No refunds at the window,” the cashier says, smiling too wide.
>You sit in the bleachers during the Austin-Decatur Football Game. Is it just you or has the other side started morphing into their mascots? “Black Bears!” they yell, “Red Raiders!” they yell. You start to think the heat has gone to your head.
>You go to pick up a friend on the Austin side of town. You drive past Cedar Ridge, and find only pasture. You drive some more and there is simply nothing there. Your car breaks down.
>You wake up one morning to no cat food smell. “Where’s the Meow-Mix?” you ask. You only get stares in return.
>You sit by the river at Rhodes Ferry Park, and look over to see something hanging from the bridge. You don’t know when it got there, or what it is, but you know it isn’t going to leave.
>You drive by the Rose Garden late one night and see the flash of eyes coming from inside the bushes. The stoner kids emerge from the darkness, and they all stare at you while taking long drags off their joints.
>The Austin Kids are performing Shrek: again. Legend has it it’s the only thing they’ve ever performed. “Would you like to see the show?” they ask with blank eyes.
>You go downtown to The Brick and order a Ham and Swiss. Your waitress passes you your sandwich and the meat is still dripping blood. “Eat Fresh,” she says.
>You go to the mall and only see middle aged moms. They start to tail you, and you speed towards the Belks only for them to form a barricade. “Bless your heart” they say in unison.
>”We used to have a world record for most amount of churches per square mile!” says one girl. You go into them one by one and find nothing there, only burnt and decaying wood.
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