[magicmemez]

first time nsfw sentence  starters !

“you’re trembling.” “i’ve wanted this for a long time.” ”i can’t believe we’re doing this..” ”we shouldn’t be doing this.” ”stay with me all night…” “i’ll go slow, i promise.” ”i’ll be gentle.” “you feel amazing.” “your skin feels so soft.” ”you taste so sweet.” “we don’t have to keep going..” ”what feels good?” ”do you like that?” “is this okay?” ”can i touch you here?” “this can be our little secret.” “sorry, i’m so nervous.” “did it hurt?” “i’ll take care of you.” “should i turn off the lights?” “do you have a condom?” “you don’t have to be so gentle.” “shit, i left a mark..” ”i think you gave me a hickey.” “my back’s all scratched up.” “more.” ”don’t stop.” “can you hold this position?” “say my name.” “i don’t think i’ll be able to walk tomorrow..”

[nacidodefuego]

I’M BACK

HI SORRY I TOOK SUCH A LONG AND UNEXPECTED HIATUS I’M HELL I’M THE WORST

please let me know if we have a thread together that you would like to continue!!

also i’m absolutely not at all caught up at all. BUT i’m gonna work on getting caught up soon, i SWEAR. it’s one of my new year’s resolutions! and i’m already on a roll with those, because i already completed 3 of the goals i set out for myself!

anyways. i might redo my entire theme soon, and if i do, i will more than likely be adding characters, moving characters around, OR be breaking this up into separate blogs. idk yet tho. thoughts?

someone please give me insight on what to do, because i genuinely don’t know.

[critrolerpmasterlist]

HELLO, CRITTERS!

In a way to unite everyone in this community, this masterlist has been made to give us all the chance to connect and to provide current and future members of the community the resources to make their own blogs and keep them running. If you’re an independent Critical Role roleplaying blog, REBLOG THIS POST to be added! You can find the list here!

To be able to organize everyone, please put the following in the tags when you reblog this post:

Your character’s–or characters’, for multi-muse blogs–name(s)

Whether your muse is canon, an oc, or a muse from another fandom with a Critical Role verse*

If your muse(s) is/are on a multi-muse blog

Here’s an example about how to tag it: #yasha nydoorin #canon #single muse blog (if you only rp one character)

*The folks out there with a D&D oc, there will be a special category just for you guys since we intermingle. Just make sure to specify that you’re a D&D oc and not a CR oc in the tags!

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[nacidodefuego]

me, filling those innocent/guilty memes out: hmmm, i wanna play these characters again

also me: okay but. consider. i’m the literal worst and go mia all the time.

hi sorry life has been Wild, but i’m planning to be on here more regularly.

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Aubrey

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? INNOCENT Kissed one of your friends? GUILTY Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY  Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? GUILTY Slept until 5PM? GUILTY Fallen asleep at work / school? GUILTY Held a snake? GUILTY Been suspended from school? GUILTY Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? GUILTY Done something you regret? GUILTY Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? GUILTY Caught a snowflake on your tongue? GUILTY Kissed in the rain? GUILTY Sat on a rooftop? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? GUILTY Sang in the shower / bath tub? GUILTY Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? GUILTY Shaved your head? GUILTY Slept naked? GUILTY Made a significant other cry? GUILTY Shot a gun? GUILTY Have / had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? GUILTY Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? GUILTY Stalked someone? INNOCENT? Had thoughts about murder? GUILTY Still talking to your ex? GUILTY How about mass murder? INNOCENT Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? GUILTY Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Had a significant other? GUILTY Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Magnus

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? GUILTY Kissed one of your friends? GUILTY Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY  Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? GUILTY Slept until 5PM? GUILTY Fallen asleep at work / school? GUILTY Held a snake? GUILTY Been suspended from school? INNOCENT Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? GUILTY Done something you regret? GUILTY  Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? GUILTY Caught a snowflake on your tongue? GUILTY Kissed in the rain? GUILTY Sat on a rooftop? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? GUILTY Sang in the shower / bath tub? GUILTY Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? GUILTY Shaved your head? GUILTY Slept naked? GUILTY Made a significant other cry? GUILTY Shot a gun? INNOCENT Have / had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? GUILTY Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? GUILTY Stalked someone? INNOCENT Had thoughts about murder? INNOCENT Still talking to your ex? INNOCENT How about mass murder? INNOCENT Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? GUILTY Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Had a significant other? GUILTY Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Traveler

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? INNOCENT Kissed one of your friends? INNOCENT Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? INNOCENT Ever kissed someone of the same sex? INNOCENT Kissed a picture? INNOCENT Slept until 5PM? INNOCENT Fallen asleep at work / school? GUILTY Held a snake? GUILTY Been suspended from school? INNOCENT Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? INNOCENT Done something you regret? INNOCENT Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? INNOCENT Caught a snowflake on your tongue? INNOCENT Kissed in the rain? INNOCENT Sat on a rooftop? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? INNOCENT Sang in the shower / bath tub? INNOCENT Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? INNOCENT Shaved your head? INNOCENT Slept naked? GUILTY Made a significant other cry? INNOCENT Shot a gun? INNOCENT Have / had a tattoo? INNOCENT Liked someone, but will never tell who? INNOCENT Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? INNOCENT Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? INNOCENT Stalked someone? GUILTY Had thoughts about murder? GUILTY Still talking to your ex? INNOCENT How about mass murder? GUILTY Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? INNOCENT Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? INNOCENT Thoughts about suicide? INNOCENT Had a significant other? INNOCENT Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Ruby

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? GUILTY Kissed one of your friends? GUILTY Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY  Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? INNOCENT Slept until 5PM? GUILTY Fallen asleep at work / school? GUILTY Held a snake? GUILTY ;) Been suspended from school? INNOCENT Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? INNOCENT Done something you regret? GUILTY Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? INNOCENT Caught a snowflake on your tongue? GUILTY Kissed in the rain? GUILTY Sat on a rooftop? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? GUILTY Sang in the shower / bath tub? GUILTY Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? INNOCENT Shaved your head? INNOCENT Slept naked? GUILTY Made a significant other cry? GUILTY Shot a gun? INNOCENT Have / had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? GUILTY Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? GUILTY Stalked someone? GUILTY Had thoughts about murder? GUILTY Still talking to your ex? INNOCENT How about mass murder? INNOCENT Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? GUILTY Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Had a significant other? GUILTY Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Jester Redo

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? GUITLY Kissed one of your friends? GUILTY Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? GUILTY Slept until 5PM? INNOCENT Fallen asleep at work / school? INNOCENT Held a snake? GUILTY Been suspended from school? INNOCENT Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? GUILTY Done something you regret? GUILTY Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? GUILTY Caught a snowflake on your tongue? GUILTY Kissed in the rain? INNOCENT Sat on a rooftop? INNOCENT Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? INNOCENT Sang in the shower / bath tub? GUILTY Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? GUILTY Shaved your head? GUILTY Slept naked? INNOCENT Made a significant other cry? INNOCENT Shot a gun? INNOCENT Have / had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? INNOCENT Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? INNOCENT Stalked someone? INNOCENT Had thoughts about murder? INNOCENT Still talking to your ex? INNOCENT How about mass murder? INNOCENT Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? GUILTY Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Had a significant other? INNOCENT Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? INNOCENT

[nacidodefuego]

INNOCENT|GUILTY - Caleb Redo

Rules: You can only say “guilty” or “innocent”. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you? INNOCENT Kissed one of your friends? GUILTY Danced on a table in a bar / tavern? GUILTY  Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone you can’t have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? GUILTY Slept until 5PM? GUILTY Fallen asleep at work / school? GUILTY Held a snake? INNOCENT Been suspended from school? GUILTY Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? GUILTY Done something you regret? GUILTY Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? GUILTY Caught a snowflake on your tongue? GUILTY Kissed in the rain? GUILTY Sat on a rooftop? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldn’t have? GUILTY Sang in the shower / bath tub? GUILTY Been pushed into water with all your clothes on? GUILTY Shaved your head? INNOCENT Slept naked? GUILTY Made a significant other cry? GUILTY Shot a gun? INNOCENT Have / had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? GUILTY Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? INNOCENT Stalked someone? GUILTY  Had thoughts about murder? GUITLY Still talking to your ex? GUILTY How about mass murder? GUILTY Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Gotten so angry that you cried? GUILTY Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Had a significant other? GUILTY Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY

[fertilitasetmortem]

if u ship ur muse with my muse

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME

because i might also ship it

but i would be sitting there like

welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it

[bluemuseworks]

Roleplayers, reblog if your blog is duplicate friendly 👥

[nacidodefuego]

MUN-DAY MEME

GENERAL INFO:

♡ preferred name: robin

♡ age: 20

♡ pronouns: they/them or he/him

♡ sexuality: asexual/biromantic

♡ height: 4′11″

♡ hair colour: naturally dark brown almost black, currently dyed purple

♡ relationship status: single, unfortunately

FAVOURITE THINGS:

♡ favourite colour: purple

♡ favourite song: malfunction by steam powered giraffe

♡ favourite band / artist: steam powered giraffe

♡ favourite youtubers: game grumps and several art channels

♡ favourite food: does farina count? 

♡ favourite family member: my son. he’s a cat.

♡ favourite bird: crow

♡ favourite animal: birds

♡ favourite celebrity: the mcelroy brothers probably or the critrole crew

♡ favourite time of day: night

♡ favourite holiday(s): halloween? maybe?

♡ favourite season: spring

♡ favourite fruit: quenepa (spanish lime)

♡ favourite flower: lavender

♡ favourite emoji(s):  the shrug emoji

♡ favourite app: procreate and rough animator

♡ favourite hobby: drawing

♡ favourite country: no clue

♡ favourite weather: honestly? hot and humid.

♡ favourite element: water

♡ favourite language: arabic? i took it for 3 years in high school, and it was fun to learn. the other languages i know, i either don’t know enough of to hold a conversation, or they were my native languages, so i don’t count them.

NAME OF:

♡ name of your crush: the world may never know lol

♡ name of your pet(s): kotek (literally means kitten in polish)

♡ name(s) of your best friend(s): they’re my gays

THIS OR THAT?

♡ introvert or extrovert: introvert

♡ nerdy or sassy: unintentionally sassy, but also super nerdy

♡ tall or short: super tiny

♡ looks or personality: personality

♡ homesick or traveler: homesick

♡ musician or artist: both

♡ woods or city: city

♡ tv or youtube: youtube

♡ phone or computer: both

♡ family or money: eh

♡ books or movies: books

♡ food or sleep: both

Tagged by: i stole it :3c

Tagging: anyone who wants to do it! 

[nacidodefuego]

"You look miserable. Need a drink?" (// from lutebodied)

@lutebodied

“I really don’t think alcohol will be helpful,” Caleb groaned, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. The nausea he was feeling hadn’t completely left him, but it was definitely better than it had been moments ago, prior to emptying his stomach.

[nacidodefuego]

lutebodied‌:

Conflicted as she felt about this, she could only feel sympathy for Caleb. “C'mon. Let’s see if they’ve got something you can stomach.” A hesitant pause. “For me it was usually cheese or yoghurt. Sound good to you?” Normally, just imagining the food had given her a good idea if she’d have been able to keep it down.

She offered him her arm. “And some tea, I should think?”

A moment of thought passed, before Caleb nodded. It seemed like simple things like cheese or yogurt would be easy for him to eat. The thought of either didn’t make him want to vomit again, which he considered a bonus. Hopefully it would say like that while he ate.

“Ja, that sounds good. Tea sounds wonderful.”

[criticaltas]

nacidodefuego‌:

“Ja, you’re right. It is my body,” Caleb nodded, crossing his arms. Lucien’s words didn’t exactly hurt, but it wasn’t a good feeling to hear them. Caleb’s mind was already made up, it had been since he found out. This might be his only chance to be a parent. “I just need to know if I’m going to raise the kid on my own, or if you’re going to step up and be a parent.”

Admittedly, Caleb was kind of frightened of what Lucien would be like as a parent, but a part of him hoped so desperately that Mollymauk would break through.

Lucien paused and then smirked. “You want me to raise this child with you?” he asked, raising an eyebrow, and bringing one lilac hand to Caleb’s cheek. “You want to make a family with me?” he asked, his voice a tempting little purr.

[nacidodefuego]

“I wasn’t alone in the creation of the situation or the consequence,” Caleb replied, initially shying away from Lucien’s touch, before he stilled. “I want to know whether you plan to take responsibility, or leave me.”

[criticaltas]

nacidodefuego‌:

“Something I need to figure out?” Caleb repeated, his previous certainty in what he wanted to say returning. He stood upright, making a point to make eye contact with Lucien as he spoke to ensure the man knew he was serious. “The baby is yours, I’m positive of that. What I need to know is whether or not I’m doing this on my own.”

Lucien didn’t break eye contact. “It’s your body, it’s your choices as  to what you want to do with this little mistake.” he intoned, raising an eyebrow. “Surely you’re not going to let this become … more of an issue than it already is.”

[nacidodefuego]

“Ja, you’re right. It is my body,” Caleb nodded, crossing his arms. Lucien’s words didn’t exactly hurt, but it wasn’t a good feeling to hear them. Caleb’s mind was already made up, it had been since he found out. This might be his only chance to be a parent. “I just need to know if I’m going to raise the kid on my own, or if you’re going to step up and be a parent.”

Admittedly, Caleb was kind of frightened of what Lucien would be like as a parent, but a part of him hoped so desperately that Mollymauk would break through.