absolute horror

dylan wilde. eighteen. really don't care // the more I talk about it, the less I do control

[nahdylan]

text ⇰ dylan

Ivan: dude don't make me say things i don't wanna say

Dylan: oh ok f*ne

[nahdylan]

text ⇰ dylan

Ivan: what about me?

Dylan: what,, about you?

[nahdylan]

text ⇰ dylan

Ivan: ivan from northside

Ivan: i can't believe you don't remember, we had a baby together??

Dylan: I hated that baby

[nahdylan]

text ⇰ dylan

Ivan: so... hi

Dylan: new number who dis

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: wtf do u mean i'm an angel

ivan: it's icelandic dude

ivan: i mean that's a good reason to love someone and all but ryan was totally the backstabber he tried to change their entire sound did u //hear// pretty. odd?

dylan: angel omfg

dylan: oh are u icelandic????

dylan: ...I love pretty. odd.

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: that's literally what i've been trying to tell everyone for my whole life

ivan: ivan að hræðileg

ivan: excuse me i think u mean ryan's betrayal

dylan: I can't imagine people thinking you're nice or something I mean

dylan: don't að hræðileg me

dylan: idek wtf was that even but sure

dylan: excuse me but no it was brendon like why do u think I'm so in love with that backstabbing bitch

[nahdylan]

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[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: nah he's not but he might as well be

ivan: wait....... isn't that already u??

dylan: oh please do did ryan and brendon make up??? and fuck about it??

dylan: ur terrible

dylan: ////don't////

dylan: no that's pre Brendon's ultimate betrayal

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: ur laughing at the fact my dad is dying?? real nice dyl real nice

ivan: if ur a hippie then i'm a mathlete and i carry a calculator in my pen pocket

ivan: lmfao wanna see my erotic my little pony fanfiction??

dylan: ivan your dad is not dying

dylan: and I was laughin at the jock thing lol wow no

dylan: if ur a mathlete then im the preppy northside princess who'll ruthlessly bully your ass to graduation

dylan: my little pony erotic fan fiction omfg

dylan: /yes/ and I'll show u my p!atd smut fics

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: if ur goth i'm a jock

ivan: i'm sure u have fam issues anyway mmk

ivan: he's actually dying of cancer

ivan: i meant it's accurate??

ivan: speaking of meninism u know who got friendzoned and it was totally unfair?? gordon

dylan: lmfao this is the hardest I've laughed in like ten years

dylan: if ur a jock im a hippie. with the dreadlocks and tree fetishes and all

dylan: wait what?

dylan: //friendzoned// wow I'm blocking this number

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: it takes an emo person to tell another person they're an emo poser i'm js

ivan: you??? daddy issues???? family issues at all????? no way

ivan: dw ur not the only one with daddy issues

ivan: yeah all that bitching and obnoxious feminism is a full time life

ivan: wow lizzie mcguire?? god that's really good

ivan: you would never and tbh meninist is beautiful

dylan: I'm not emo I'm goth

dylan: I already got trust and commitment issues so why not fam issues too

dylan: y what's wrong with daddy lopez??

dylan: that's not really good that's really annoying wtf

dylan: I would and no it's not

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: i'm not a poser excuse u just bc ur salty about not being accepted into society doesn't mean u gotta go calling me names ok

ivan: idk dylan wilde sounds pretty ya novel

ivan: taylors?? not a fan? why am i surprised that u have a problem with another girl in our school man oh man

ivan: "gender doesn't matter" from the feminist i'm locking that text and keeping it forever to bitch at u with

ivan: i'm a meninist dylan what can i say

dylan: you are a poser bye

dylan: and society sucks

dylan: I know that's why I got daddy issues

dylan: but no it kinda fits bc I may not be a 'reckless' mpdg but I do lead an interesting life for a seventeen years old ok

dylan: no I like autumn it's just the //name//

dylan: and the Lizzie McGuire attitude towards life lbr

dylan: don't use my words against me i'm blocking ur number

dylan: /////meninist//////

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: i care i just... i don't want to

ivan: i'd rather be emo than a crazy bitch satanist

ivan: god jesus john green is so far up his own ass he just can't help but spit out shit when he talks or thinks

ivan: i'm js dude like calling ur fellow womyn bitches

dylan: well me too but

dylan: you'd rather be a pathetic poser than be an awesome assertive satanist??? oh ok

dylan: ikr it's like please I know it's fiction but fOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WITH THE PRETENTIOUS ASS NAMES NO ONE NAMES THEIR KIDS LIKE THAT

dylan: ok no that's a lie

dylan: lol people actually do name their kids like that

dylan: lol like autumn lol

dylan: gender doesn't matter if you're a bitch you're a bitch

dylan: wow /womyn/

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: yeah but you also don't it's fine it's whatever i don't care like without sounding like an emo fuck i mean i'm used to it this is what happens like i said it's whatever

ivan: god is that rly his name?? augustus waters? jfc even his name is annoying

ivan: if ur a feminist aren't u supposed to be like?? nice to other women

dylan: ok got it you're okay w it u don't care

dylan: - mutters - emo fuck

dylan: lol if you think that's awful lol

dylan: //hazel grace lancaster//

dylan: it's like u can just feel the pretentious self loathing basic-in-an-unbasic-way mpdg vibe bY JUST LOOKING AT HER NAME

dylan: a) I hate everyone b) she's fictional

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: yeah well i kinda figured that's why i said you don't want me

ivan: but like

ivan: ?? it's not just you

ivan: also pls do not compare my heart condition to a shitty ya book ok bella

dylan: I do want you I just yeah

dylan: I need to stop aka please start actin like the true northside fuckboy u really are

dylan: we are going to stop this madness 2gether

dylan: oh not just me oh

dylan: liSTEN AUGUSTUS WATERS

dylan: I am not that frigid ass lil self-centered fang banging bitch ok

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: i shouldn't have even told you that jfc

dylan: yeah I can see why okay

dylan: I just can't let myself get //emotionally// attached when there's like 70% chance of you dying in the end

dylan: this ain't tfios

dylan: and we can still talk anyway it's not like I planned on doing something with that want thing it's rlly not a big deal

[nahdylan]

text ⇶ satan bby mama

ivan: uh my heart could overwork itself and i could have a heart attack that has a higher risk of um yano killing me basically

dylan: oh ok

dylan: yeah maybe you're right?

dylan: this is not a good idea..