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So a man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they both get pissed. The giraffe falls over and the man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi, you can’t leave that lyin’ there.” And the man says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.” aim : reallifedickparty

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meanplastic

nahskarth-blog

hate when this happens

bul-ma-deactivated20150523

*sucks you dry* *eats lunch with you*

#oh my fucking god

h0odrich

not interested dot com forward slash you

Wakes up

Tries to check tumblr

Goes blind from phone light

Hey, hey, have you been impersonating me lately? I'm going to come Gasfart on you, punk

Nah, I have that up yeeeears ago.

Hi

Hello

davidfincher

Whats your favorite romantic comedy movie??

Gone Girl

#JESUS

fitzgeraldquotes

At fifteen you had the radiance of early morning, at twenty you will begin to have the melancholy brilliance of the moon.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via girlmoss)

Morning sex with soft touches under the sheets and slow, hot kisses peppering jaw lines and lazy thrusts covered by whispered “I love you“‘s and small gasps

#heh

franceschifails downside to tour is we won't be able to do that anymore.

Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?

Not really, no. The only thing I usually get inspiration on from porn is like locations. Half the positions in porn are too extreme and I'd be focused more on the discomfort than the actual fucking.

When you first lost your virginity, was it planned or spontaneous?

Very spontaneous and very unorganized and it was not a good time.

ardenedra franceschifails I'm glad I'm not the only one. I feel less lazy now.