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My meme reblog farm

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[omegaversereloaded]

Jesus comes back and just starts going around wordlessly showing people a video of the charlie kirk assassination on his phone but from the bullet's pov

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[dogpuppy]

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[rafole]

I dont rlly like the argument that girls find yaoi hot because it removes women from being objectified because even if misogyny didn’t exist I would still want to see two guys kissing

[andmaybegayer]

it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.

[palant1r]

well you see we're the new pdf

[segamascott]

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[swagophile]

me as a tadpole: Water is so fire bro 🔥

me as a froglet: Im kinda seeing the appeal of land tho 👀

me as a frog: Honestly water and land both go so hard 💯

[swagophile]

fuck this post sucks hard

[rocketbirdie]

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

[bean-of-cheese]

op turned reblogs off so i'm putting this here because i want it on my blog

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa