Depression and Cats

I don’t understand what’s going on here any more than you do.

[homunculus-argument]

Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

[notetakers-blog-of-holding]

DND CAMPAIGN IDEA

What if everyone in the campaign makes tabaxis that are based off of their own cats so we're just playing dnd as our cats. We can dress our cats in the outfits of our dnd characters as well.

And if someone doesn’t have a cat and maybe another pet (like a dog, lizard, bird etc.) there’s other races they can use to make their pet but personally I think it would be really funny if everyone were all just cats 🐈

This thought came upon me bc my cat is right next to me and I had the thought “it would look so good if there was a Tabaxi in her coat” and I had a realization that I could just make my cat into a character.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[naio3]

I’ve been thinking lately (usually a bad idea) about technique manuals. So often they’re described as being overly poetic to the point of making understanding the technique an exercise in frustration. But if they read like poetry, and poetry is often a form of music (and vice versa), then modern music might give us a window into what a technique manual written today might look like. Here are some examples I’ve come up with:

Soaring Heart, Earth grade movement technique (I’m Yours - Jason Mraz)

Open up your mind and see like me

Open up your plans and, damn, you're free

look into your heart, and you'll find … That the sky is yours

There's no need to complicate

our time is short

Demonic Beast transmogrification, Mortal Grade transformation technique (Animals - Nickleback)

I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track

I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride

Because the angel on my right ain’t hanging out with me tonight

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple of animals

Scorching Eye of the Demonic Star, Heaven grade wide-area attack technique (Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden)

In my eyes

Indisposed

In disguises no one knows

Hides the face

Lies the snake

And the sun in my disgrace

Boiling heat

Summer stench

Neath the black, the sky looks dead

Call my name

Through the cream

And I'll hear you scream again

Cold and damp

Steal the warm wind, tired friend

Times are gone

For honest men

Sometimes, far too long for snakes

In my shoes

Walking sleep

In my youth, I pray to keep

Heaven send

Hell away

No one sings like you anymore

Hang my head

Drown my fear

Till you all just disappear

Black hole sun

Won't you come

And wash away the rain?

Black hole sun

Won't you come

Won't you come

Dragon’s Un-gated Mind, Sky grade mind control technique (La iguana - Fobia)

Me compraré hoy una iguana

[I will buy an iguana today]

Para que me hable más de ti

[So it tells me more about you]

Para matarla el día

[To kill it the day]

Que no me haga reir

[It doesn't make me laugh]

Voy a meterla en una jaula

[I will get it inside a cage]

Para que pueda controlarte

[So I can control you]

Y así no puedas escaparte

[And you can't escape that way]

…

La meteré bajo tu cama

[I will get it under you bed]

Y así en tus sueños entrará

[So it gets into your dreams]

Las puertas de tu mente

[The doors of your mind]

Para mi abrirá

[It will open for me]

…

Para que nunca me digas que no

[So you never tell me no]

Para que nunca me digas que no

[So you never tell me no]

Para que nunca me digas que no

[So you never tell me no]

Para que nunca me digas que no

[So you never tell me no]

I’d love to hear any you all come up with.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[catasters]

[caats]

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[daily-spooky]

[only-cat-memes]

[daily-spooky]

[everythingfox]

The best bed

[humanoidpigeon]

@testostergnome

[daily-spooky]

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]