Nake Ed Professional Streaker

I am the worlds first and only stark naked serial streaker. I do the most brazen streaks, and then do it again and again and again, A world tour! I also will do smaller streaks along busy streets and crowded shopping centers. And, most fun of all, parties! My dream is for Streaking to actually be my job. You can help! I need Patrons to pay me, plus fines and expenses, and people scout out locations, put me up for the night, feed me, and assist. I commit to 1,000 streaks with my finaciers having the right to force me. Also if I quit I have to pay back all previous assistance. I want to make sure I go over the slippery slope and get so committed that I cannot turn back. I can also do parties as one way to raise money. Help me to spread the word so that I can get maximum exposure (literally). Reblog this. Cut and paste it to post elsewhere, email it, anything to spread the word. Anyone interested in supporting in any way, email me at [email protected] or call 205-516-9409.

[nakeedstreaker]

Hiking Trail By River

I decided to go to a nearby trail. I remembered that the path lead to a church where I walked through the parking lot to another path that wound up circling back to where I started. I parked at the parking area and walked down the embankment to the river and walked until I got to a diverging path. I walked down it a short way until I reached a dirt ramp with a wooden rail. Here I laid my shirt knowing I'd be coming back and walked on in only shorts and flip flops. After I reached a suitable place I took off my shorts but held on to them in case I saw someone and walked on. I am a stickler for going empty handed but made an exception this time.The paths were different from what I remembered. I took off down one and ended up high on a grass covered steep hill over a road and an overpass. I saw a couple far down below briefly before they disappeared. I also had my iPhone with me and took a picture of that scene and other pictures as i walked. I walked back to the main path and kept going. I came to an area I recognized where there is a path running along a steep hill with the stream down far below. I emerged into a clear area. I put my shorts on the ground then walked nude almost to where the path stops at a road. I didn't go all the way to the end because I didn't want any passing cars to see me. I returned to my shorts and retrieved them. A little way down the path there is an intersection where a narrower path heads down the hill to the stream. I took it and made my way down. That path goes along the edge of the stream. I thought about getting into the river but the access is too steep. Still recovering from knee surgery I didn't feel up to it. I followed the path back up to the main path and retraced my steps. I finally found the right path to the church and followed up up to the entrance to the parking lot. Feeling weary and that I'd had enough adventure I headed back. At the same spot I'd stripped I put my shorts back on and then walked to where I'd draped my shirt on the fence and put it back on. Back on the main path where it is along the river I got to an area where people swim and there is a rope swing. Once again I was tempted to get in the water but once again the bank was too steep. I walked on and saw two girls wading near the bridge and wished trey could have seen me. As I walked up the hill to my car I passed a man walking down who had two poles and we greeted each other. He didn't know I'd been streaking. If I do this again I think I'll not carry my shorts. If I saw anyone they probably would see me so It might not matter, unless I convinced them it was an impulse thing.

[nakeedstreaker]

Return To Apartment Complex

I set my phone alarm for 2:30 and when I woke up walked to the nearby apartment complex. I could make out the path this time. I had a little difficulty finding the turn of but did. I left shorts and a shirt with my water bottle and a flashlight to illuminate them and walked to the complex wearing only some old shorts.

I walked through the quiet complex all the way to the other side where I planned to take off my shorts and streak back. But I got afraid of such a long run with increased risk so I walked back. I got the nerve to pull of my shorts and put them in a trash can at a place much closer go where I'd entered and took off at a brisk walk. I stopped to pull off my flip flops so that I could go faster. But I can't go too fast because of my knee replacement.

I had the usual what the hell am I doing here feeling but made it to the path entrance without any other excitement. I had to stop and impatiently put on my flip flops before walking onto the path. I returned to my clothes and picked up my shorts and water bottle carrying them. I realized I'd left the shirt behind but decided not to go back and get it.

Before leaving the path put my shorts back on and returned home.

[nakeedstreaker]

Confused

I set out to streak a nearby apartment complex. I have to walk along a trail in the woods to get there. I couldn't locate the path with certainty. I stumbled around trying to find where it veered off to the apartments. I passed that and still wasn't sure where the main path was. I could have worked my way over there but I had expended so much energy already and I wanted a quick getaway. I could hardly go quick if I couldn't find the path. So I made my way back home.

[nakeedstreaker]

Loss Of Mojo

i set my alarm for 3am the other night. It went off and woke me but i was too comfortable in bed. i didn't have the gumption that spark that would push me out the door and to a streaking adventure. i planned one that would require a lot of walking and i did not feel like taking a hike. i couldn't get back to sleep anyway so I might as well have streaked.

i call on my readers to force me to streak even without mojo. send an email to [email protected] and i will pay $10 to everyone who sent an email if i fail to go through with a planned streak. i'll contact you before i do the streak and then send a photo as proof when i do it.

[nakeedstreaker]

Days Of Streaking

While I had a bad knee then got my knee operated on and went through physical therapy I could run around nude. But I was able to streak on Duolingo, Spades Plus, and Hearts plus accumulating days in a row playing.

[nakeedstreaker]

This Is The Year

I believe further down this blog is an entry where I said that 2025 would be the year I went Public, became a Professional Streaker. Well it is here! Give me a dare and tell me how much you'll play me, or what non-monetary award you might offer. The number one rule Is I only streak butt naked, zero clothing, no shoes, no watches, no rings nada. And I don't carry anything. The number two rule is I'll hug women and let them touch me. I even go all the way.

Here is my number put out into the dangerous world. 2055169409.

Please text only. And include the treason, not just a Hello out of the blue. Say I saw your post.

Or email me at [email protected]

[nakeedstreaker]

Out Of Commission

I have two new followers. This comes at a time when I have a bad knee. It hurts when I walk. This pretty much puts streaking on hold until i get an operation. I still get the urge and I'm tempted to go out my back door and hobble through the apartment complex behind me. But after a day at work where I have to walk I can't get up to it. And I'd be unable to put on speed if nee be. There are however plenty of old post to keep you busy for a long time.

[nakeedstreaker]

Just A Reminder.

I am a professional. If anybody will pay me to do a dare text me at 2055169409. I don't reply to phone calls from strangers. I am eager to do the most daring fully nude streak. The kind of streak that makes world headlines.

[nakeedstreaker]

Awesome Streak In The Rain!

After all these years I finally streaked in a heavy rain. A thunderstorm. I had planned to streak that night and had my alarm set for 3AM. It went off but I felt sleepy and didn't feel like streaking, but then I heard rain pouring down, and thunder and knew this is what I had been waiting for. I was sleeping naked so all I had to do was put on those shoes that cling to the feet and water socks, but I could not get them on. As I struggled I was impatient lest the rain stop before I was done, but I needn't have worried. I put my regular shoes and socks on and exited out my back door. I thought the rain felt a little cold and unpleasant but I kept going through my back gate and up the steep hill. I made it to the top and made my way to where a fallen tree made a breach in the fence.

I entered the woods and found the path. I followed the path that goes uphill. I felt out of breath. I had hardly started the streak and wondered If I could make it. I reached the point where the path ended and looked at the brightly lit buildings. I paused here to catch my breath but it seemed I'd have to wait a long time. So after a few minutes, I dashed out between two buildings into the complex. I turned left in the parking area and jogged. I saw a car blink its brake lights and thought about turning back, but I had gone too far. I moved to the other side of the parking area but still passed the car and might have actually given them a better view. It looked like a friendly sighting.

I lost energy and could barely go on but knew I had to. I was committed. I realized I was right out there vulnerable. I made it to a steep embankment. Going down it cut the run short at the expense of difficulty. I tried to slide and was somewhat successful then got up again and stumbled down walking through a thick puddle. Now back on the pavement, I headed for the other trail entrance. It was supposed to be wide and easy to see but I couldn't find it. I had to keep moving so I forced my way through probably the thickest part. Branches slashed my skin, some of the slashes in places where I would never show anyone unless the injury was bad then I would have to come up with some reason. At least I was next to the fence and could follow it. The area was pretty clear of obstructions and occasional lighting helped me navigate. I got to a fallen tree but it was too thin and the fence wasn't completely breached there. I walked on and found the tree and then stepped through the breach.

I walked along the top of the embankment until I got to the right place and then went down the hill holding onto small trees until I reached the bottom then I leaped over the flowing draining creak to the other side and then through the fence into my back yard. Wow! This was so awesome! I took my shoes off, left them for the rain to wash, and went back inside. I took a shower to clean off and then got back into my bed still naked.

[nakeedstreaker]

Return to The Woods

I went back to the trail where I couldn't find my clothes. I brought a flashlight. I walked down a little way and came back. I'm afraid the flashlight might reveal me so I'm going to cover the light to soften it and then try to only use it to get my bearings. I also walked out my back gate, climbed the embankment, then walked to a place where a try knocked down the fence onto a path. I did that totally nude and the rocks were uncomfortable. I couldn't find the path. I went back again and walked the other direction almost to the place where I would enter an apartment complex. I still went without shoes to try to toughen my feet up.

I went to the trail again and walked the whole length naked, I'd say it is a quarter of a mile or so.

[nakeedstreaker]

Lost Clothes!!

I went one night to a path in the woods that is near my house. I had a hard time finding the entrance. I entered the woods where I thought it was and worked my way around trees, stumbling over logs, and stepping into depressions until I finally found the path. I took off my shirt and shorts and proceeded down the path wearing nothing but flip-flops. I still had trouble knowing where the path was and I walked it until I felt like turning around. I proceeded back and couldn't find my clothes. I stumbled around a little more but felt that I was tiring myself out and I might search all night. 

I had no choice but to run back home hoping no one would see me. Before I emerged from the woods I thought I heard voices but wasn't sure, that’s something that seems to happen on these adventures. I emerged from the woods and crossed the road. I made my way to some cover of trees. Then I set out over a field that paralleled the road and I was far from the road but not conspicuous. I stopped under the cover of trees next to the adjoining road. A car drove by. I waited a little while and then made a dash. After turning onto my street I held one flip-flop over my groin and the other over my butt. I reasoned that if anyone saw me, or it is true that they have surveillance cameras, they would think that I'd somehow accidentally lost my clothes or was the victim of a prank. I ran out of gas but had to keep moving somehow. I slowed down a little as I got close to my house and then finally reached the door and entered. For a while, I was apprehensive that I might get a phone call or someone come knocking on my door. But nothing happened. I've had enough excitement for a while.Most people would have panicked or been terrified, but being a hardened streaker I just took it in stride., In fact it wet my appetite and made me want to do more.

I walked to the path today and found that my clothes were still there. Maybe I could have found them if I'd looked more, but I was disoriented, and the path had two branches, and I was tired. It all worked out though. And it was actually fun.

I was driving on my neighborhood street when I passed a lady who is head of the neighborhood association. She saw me and suddenly looked upset. She was on a scooter with her two small dogs on a leash. I didn't know she'd been injured. I thought maybe that was why she looked unhappy. About a week later I opened my garage door to pull in the garbage and she was walking by. She started to say something a few times but was debating whether to say it on not. I think she saw me streaking on the surveillance camera.

[nakeedstreaker]

Still At It

The last two times I went to the beach I streaked but they were nothing to write about. One was real short, the other was longer but identical to others that I have posted. I seldom have an opportunity to get out lately, and I have been unable to find new places.

However, sometime during this year the family responsibilities that keep me from being a professional should change. I’ll be able to repeat the streak through the apartment complex behind my house, and go to other nearby places that I have scouted.

But most importantly, I will step up my game by getting out there where everybody can see me. Butt naked I will do (almost) anything, anywhere in the world, before any audience, any time day or night for as long as you want me to and as many times as you want me to. Give me a dare. You can find my number in a post below or in the blog description.

The number one rule is that I will  only streak butt naked.

Dare me with an exploit that has one or more of the following: Long length of time exposed, Long distance traveled, Huge number of people, Up close to members of the audience, Physical contact with women in the audience. I also specialize in streaking in freezing weather. I also enjoy rain, and anywhere with water, lakes, rivers, the ocean, swimming pools.

Also do out-of-the-box thinking, not just sporting events, busy streets, crowded shopping centers, or parties. Give me dares where I am naked in unusual and bizarre places and situations, like on a boat, on a plane, in an office building, an amusement park, at a convention. I will do anything that is normally done clothed, naked. Leave me stranded naked. Get me up the creek without clothes on. Not only am I naked, but I posses no clothing at all. There is no putting clothes back on because there are no clothes within a hundred miles. I stay naked for hours on end, even days on end. I want to be naked more often than I am clothed,

I am only happy when I am streaking so make me happy.

Give me a dare to do a truly terrifying streak, one you think nobody would do, and tell me how much you will pay me to do it, or give me, it doesn’t have to be money. You also pay my travel expenses. As for lodging that’s easy. Find a beautiful woman who will let me stay at her house as a naked house guest. Make me an offer I can’t refuse.

Please text only or e-mail for first contact.

[nakeedstreaker]

Hike Streak

I arranged to go on a hike with several friends. The girl cancelled because of illness and my friend decided that he would do something else with his other friend. I needed to get out so I went anyway I saw only one person there who I passed. I'd gone far down the trail and got to an area that was all woods with no houses visible I was inspired to get naked. So I took my coat and laid it on tree that had fallen over. I walked a little way and took of a shoe and a sock then walked a little further and took off the other then removed one item of clothing about every ten steps until I was neked. Then I took off down the unexplored path counting 100 steps before turning around to walked back. I rtrieved my clothes at each point putting them back on until I got to my coat. Then it was an uneventful walk back.

[nakeedstreaker]

I Am Going To Be World Famous

My ambition is to be a serial streaker like Mark Roberts, except every streak must be performed fully nude. .I have obligations or I'd be doing it already. In a few years, I should be unfettered. I'm looking for fans to form a fan base who will demand I carry out this idea and will make sure I do it using any means possible.

[nakeedstreaker]

Daily Walk

One day while out walking I got to the house which was the scene of the drama a short time ago when had trouble finding my way back and jumped into the fenced in backyard and tried to open the gate. An elderly lady was out in the front yard. I introduced myself and had a nice conversation with her. Her dogs in the house were barking. Her garage door was open and I saw a skeleton hanging on the wall. She said she puts that out on Halloween. She said nothing about any strange person in her yard. That is one example of the kind of strange things that happen in the life of a streaker.

[bimarried-dad-in-toronto]

Tumblr Inquisition

When did freedom of expression suddenly become an online crime? When did an attack on a specific subset of any group ever work to the benefit of any institution?

In this bloggers humble opinion, Tumblr’s December 17th forced genocide of Adult Content blogs is just another example of how our society is slipping backwards in its level of tolerance towards anything that is different, preferring to have this type of content hidden away, and marked with a scarlet letter of intolerance and shame.

Are there issues revolving around certain types of blogs Yes. Child pornography and other unacceptably content is abhorrent to all. Is Tumblr going after those specific types of blogs? No. Are they setting up a system that blocks minors from accessing adult content blogs? No. They are preferring to follow a simplistic “nuke it all” approach rather than address the overall problem. Taking a M.A.D (mutually assured destruction) approach, can only end in one way, for without adult content, Tumblr will die off.

So my friends and followers(93k amazing individuals), I challenge you to reblog this note, and challenge Tumblr’s decision. Perhaps, if enough of us stand up and protest some good will come of it. Resist, and fight the good, and honourable, fight.

[nakeedstreaker]

It’s A No Go

I stated that once I get started it is hard to stop. Well more like the opposite happened. Now that I had finally streaked the apartment complex. Something that had occupied so much of my attention my enthusiasm waned. At night before going to bed I would think. “Do I want to mess up my sleep pattern to go deliberately get into a potentially terrifying situation at a place totally new place where I might get caught or have a run in with the police that could get me arrested.?” The answer was “No. I am and comfortable and cozy thank you very much.”

I finally got inspired and headed out to a park I’d scoped out about 10 m inutes away. When I got there I saw a police car parked at the entrance. I passed it and turned around. I was afraid if they recognized my car as the one that had just passed and might pull me over, but they didn’t. That settled that.