The Monsters we Became

Welcome to the wonderful blog of fucking around and getting down on yourself.

[oneheadtoanother]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[uncahier]

[nylarac]

[xulme]

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I don't know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they're lined up for execution by duck foot pistol

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[dreadgf]

[armisael-deactivated20150219]

[ouroborosorder]

Just invented the world’s hardest sudoku puzzle. impossible to solve

[ouroborosorder]

good fucking luck

[7namesam]

ok now what

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Visit Original Link

I couldn’t resist

[liberty-outlaw]

I knew exactly what I was in for but that didn’t stop me from absolutely losing it

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[muffinlance]

Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression

Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon

And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out

All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists

Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED

[ooppo]

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