Imagine your OTP
*Person A and B are arguing*
Person A: “Y'know what? Fuck you!”
Person B: “I already did!”
Person A: “…”
Person B: “-and I did it real good.”
Person A: “…”
Person A: “…”
Person A: “You did.”

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Imagine your OTP
*Person A and B are arguing*
Person A: “Y'know what? Fuck you!”
Person B: “I already did!”
Person A: “…”
Person B: “-and I did it real good.”
Person A: “…”
Person A: “…”
Person A: “You did.”
|hard stan incoming|
I really am weak against Seulgi's fingers. Like fuck, I can't explain it but it definitely makes me feel something.
I fucking love Red Velvet
”Where’d he go?” 🔊
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omg they forgot
alarm clock: because every morning should begin with a heart attack
why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”
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Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?Â
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
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23 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain
Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
Opia:Â The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
Monachopsis:Â The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
Vellichor:Â The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
Rubatosis:Â The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
Kenopsia:Â The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
Mauerbauertraurigkeit:Â The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
Jouska:Â A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
Vemödalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist.
Anecdoche:Â A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
Ellipsism: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out.
Kuebiko:Â A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence.
Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.
Exulansis:Â The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
Adronitis:Â Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
RĂĽckkehrunruhe:Â The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
Onism:Â The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
Liberosis:Â The desire to care less about things.
Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
Occhiolism:Â The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
omg this is a goldmine <3