Wreck-it-Ralph inspired sentence starters
"You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?“
“And where you coming from?”
“why do I fix EVERYTHING I touch?”
"Where’s the Wrecking guy?“
“Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it… is… ugly!”
“Everyone here says I’m just a mistake…”
“Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?”
“No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?”
"Do you know what the first rule of [job] is, soldier?“
“I know, I know, I know. I’m an idiot.”
“Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?”
"I see you’re a fan of pink”
“Got a bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.”
“It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
“There’s no-one I’d rather be… than me.”
“‘Fear’ is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!”
“I met the most dynamite gal.”
"Oh, she gives me the honey glow something awful! But, she rebuffed my affections.“
” And then, I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!“
"You don’t know what it’s like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
"it’s why I tried to run away and be a good guy. But I’m not! I’m just a bad guy.“
"I will never try to be good again.”
"Flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian.“
"This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!”
"You are one dynamite gal.“
“The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
"But here’s the thing… I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.“
"You can’t mess with the program, [name]!”
“I don’t have to do boo! Forgive my potty-mouth.”
"Oh, that’s not blunt force trauma, ma'am”
"It’s game over for both of you!“
"Right, right. That’s a good note.”
"You really are a bad guy.“
"What? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb!”
"I remember, she’s our princess!“
"Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be… executed.”
"This place just got interesting.“
” News flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!“
"Ugh! That’s like sandpaper!”
"I’ll take it to my grave!“
"Just go. Go without me.”
"that’s everyone, now we’ve got to blow this exit!“
"Why are you people so against her?”
"Look, I’m gonna be straight with you, kid. I’ve been talking to [name]“
"You’re a rat! And I don’t need you.“
” I’m trying to save your skin, kid!“
"No, I understand plenty. Traitor!”
"I don’t care! You’re a liar!“
"I’m not leaving you here alone!”
"I’ve got some wrecking to do!“
"I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.”
“I’m not letting you undo all my hard work!”
“Welcome to the boss level!”
