Names John Constantine

It's like you've got some cosmic scale weighing everything we do -- help an old lady across the street -- put in a nickel, kick a dog, take out a dime -- you're fucking nickel and diming us to death down here!

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Reblog this if receiving ask starters doesn't annoy you.

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In case you ever need it...

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo draco maledicte  et omnis legio diabolica adjuramus te. Cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare. Vade, Satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis. Humiliare sub potenti manu dei, contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine, quem inferi tremunt. Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire te rogamus, audi nos. Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris, te rogamus, audi nos.  Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo. Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem et fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus deus. Gloria patri.

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[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[sayonarabiatches]

"You call him Lu?"

 ”That’s hilarious.”

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"Yeah, hilarious." John looked at the strange man obviously finding him a bit weird and a bit confused at this whole meeting. 

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"I’m not crazy. You’re the one who said he’s a ninja. I’m talking about exorcism Mr. Wilson, you know, angels, demons, God and the Devil, real spooky type of shit."

[sayonarabiatches]

"I am. That doesn’t make me crazy… Talking to the devil makes you crazy… Seriously, you do that?”

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"Not all the time. I've only spoken to Lu a few times which I'd rather not talk about to a stranger."

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[sayonarabiatches]

   ”What are you talking about, crazy?”

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"I'm not crazy. You're the one who said he's a ninja. I'm talking about exorcism Mr. Wilson, you know, angels, demons, God and the Devil, real spooky type of shit."

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[sayonarabiatches]

"I was just passing through. Why what kind of people come looking for you? Collect what? I’m not a repo man."

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"Like I said Mr. Wilson, I've a certain set of skills. I can see things and hear things normal folks can't. You can say I'm sort of like the preternatural police dog tryin to gain the Big Boss Man's favor. I see someone step outta line I send'em back downstairs."

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[sayonarabiatches]

"You an’ me both."

"You can call me Mr. Miyagi if you want but it’s not my name. Name’s Wilson, Wade Wilson."

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"Wade Wilson, right, so what brings you to me Mr. Wilson? You don't look like the type to come lookin for me, are you just passin through or are you here to collect?"

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

sayonarabiatches started following you

[sayonarabiatches]

"That’s a tiny bit racist, but I’ll take it. I trained extensively in Japan for a very long time. Like Batman did, ‘cept better. I’m also a trained sumo wrestler."

"I dunno Mr. Man, what can you do for me?"

[namesjohnconstantineasshole]

"Well that all depends Mr. Sumo Ninja man. I've a special set of skills and I don't work for free. Names Constantine, John Constantine. What do I call you? Mr. Miyagi?"