Comedy of a reverse isakai
*The Human turns around to see the witch stuffing her hat with chocolate coins.*
Witch *wispering*: free gold
*The human makes a sigh like she expected this to happen.*
Human *calmly* : girl, no that’s stealing.
*Witch just puts them all in her hat and spits away, Human follows*
Security guard: mam I’m gonna need you to empty your hat
Witch *smirking slightly as she pulls one of the chocolate coins in his hand*: will this make make you change your mind?
*The security guard takes off the hat causing the following to emerge; the other chocolate coins, a watermelon, 12 apples, and a Komodo dragon (the witch catches it)*
*Security guard passes out*
Witch: The apples were for potato
Human: That’s why you think I’m mad?!