Cjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 🙃

I belong to no creed. Ma père est parti moi. End my suffering.

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[shuahua95]

Namjoon: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Jin: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?

Namjoon: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.

Jin:

Jin: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

[namjinyoongi]

Jk, literally dragging Yoongi: Come on Yoongi-hyung, you need some exercise...

Yoongi, panting and digging his heels in: Holy Fucking Shit kid, I need a goddamn pizza.

[bts-memes-please]

Jimin sweetie your doing great.

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[robinwhore]

Man I swear next time someone says a k-idol is ugly without make-up on I’m gonna slap them with a frying pan

[handshake]

exo: i hate you me: ok so enemies-to-lovers!au

[95z]

and I’m proud to say I am a fan of BTS — congratulations on the daesang!!

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[homesickforthesmellofbooks]

That moment you’ve read all fanfiction and have to scroll for over an hour to find something new

[purpura-crepusculum]

dispatch: *follows jimin*

boss: any news?

dispatch: sir, he is at his 4th glass of wine

boss: oh no, that should be something though

dispatch: well, he keeps calling himself Jiminie…

boss: okay… and?

dispatch: sir, he keeps crying and saying ‘jiminie should hold hands with lil meow meow now’

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

2018 in a nutshell

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[hyumjim]

BTS dating rumors [CONFIRMED BY DISPATCH]

Jimin: in a relationship with Jimmy Fallon. They met on Jimmy’s show and it was love at first sight

Namjoon: in a relationship with Obama. A source close to the couple reports that Obama fell in love with him after seeing Namjoon’s speech at the UN

Seokjin: legally married to himself

Yoongi: dating Nicki Minaj who is learning Korean for him

Taehyung: having lavish gay group sex in a Parisian bathhouse

Jungkook: feverishly masturbating to hentai

Hoseok: dating Drake who is not learning korean for him

[sugar-petals]

Obama cheated on SHINee to be with Namjoon?! 😢😭

[sgyoongi]

the cutest ♡

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[andothersentencesbybts]

Yoongi: i hate when i misplace my glasses because then im forced to walk around looking like im suspicious of everything in the room

Jungkook: “what about you, cabinet? you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?”

Yoongi: shUT uP