[deanwinchestersleatherjacket00]

[chunkpiboli]

The idea of Maekar facing two knights because Daeron just threw himself in the mud and played dead until his own horse stepped on his foot 💀💀💀

[paeraen]

oh baelor… i’m crying

[beljude]

[boozeberry]

Been obsessing over pokemon lately (this took me so long sifbsofbwo but i really like how it turned out )

[strryangels]

no bc anakin might be the prettiest man ever

[uniquetosmbody]

ALL MY FORMULA 1 AU ARTS

A thread 🧵

Zosan for the start

S: they’ve changed the regulations concerning the air boxes and the wings. And still, you and Luffy are the fastest this week. How do we do it?

Z: we have big balls.

S: … no wonder …

Zoro and Luffy win

“And here are our first and second pole positions celebrating their FIRST WIN in this season! Monkey D. Luffy and Roronoa Zoro! What a beautiful combination of strength and talent they showed us in the last three days!”

Sanji is Zoro’s operator (he’s so done with what Zoro is speaking on the radio)

Z: hey, curly, tell Luf i see Law and Kid right behind me, and they are furious, looking like mad monkeys lmao

S: im NOT telling him that! concentrate, zoro!

N: do they know we are live?... like an entire world can hear it?

Zosan again in the paddock in the middle of the stream (start of the day 1 practice)

Me with this au and plotting over 2 pixels

The first interaction of ZS in this au

And ofc zosan almost kissing (again in the middle of the stream)

Z: so now you don’t really care about the cameras?

S: … shut up!

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus on the set of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

[gu3rrillag0th]

Astarion. The man that you are.

[tench]

[boowish]

[mutsubaki]

I cannot stop thinking how House Atreides has really died with Leto. All the inhibitions from Lady Jessica’s hunger for power and passion were removed and she truly became her father’s daughter. The further Paul was from the times his father was guiding him, the more he leaned into anger and cruelty. Reverend Mother Mohiam doomed them all when she advised to wipe out that line. Atreides and Harkonnen were supposed to balance each other, and her fear of Atreides incomplacency lead to full loss of control. Maybe Lady Jessica and Leto actually made someone who’d be able to become a saviour, but everyone who was involved in the making of the saviour has fucked him up beyond recognition - because the balance was lost.

And on this note, I can’t stop thinking about how Feyd-Rautha and Paul are really meant to be for peace; war is a result of many centuries of a feud between their houses, and an alliance - a union of resources, mind you - would change the political landscape in the universe. Sure, it makes sense why House Corrino fuiled that rivalry, because such alliance would drastically shift the power dynamics in the Lanstraad.

And it doesn’t matter if Paul, or Feyd-Rautha, or their offspring would become Kvizats Haderach - an all-knowing being would rise to the throne and elevate Fremen with less blood then a desert prophet if they had this power.

But Jessica is her mothers’s daughter because she seeks power before purpose, and is her father’s daughter because she doesn’t care about the cost of power, so; their love story with Leto could be described as something you would leave as a warning on a nuclear waste site: love was there. It didn’t save anyone. On every chance it could save us, love only lead to more destruction.

[bex-111]

I fucking can't right now guys-

[autistme]

shes so

update:

[weltenwellen]

Hanif Abdurraqib interviewed by Ruth Awad: Joy Is Not Promised to You

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[tonyzaret]

[scoes]

yes

[tonyzaret]

ok

[ikakkumon]

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

[tonyzaret]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

Scoop (utensil) - Wikipedia

[mercutihoe]

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[planet-marz1]

If you find him please contact me at 1-800-DILF <3