BTS: Adulting
Jungkook: Just because everyone says I'm an adult doesn't mean I have to act like a grown up.
Namjoon:*preoccupied reading a book* You are as young as you feel.
Jungkook: Sure I have responsibilities like insurance, voting, and my new baby... But I can still have fun.
Namjoon:*looks up* Wait, what did you just say?
Jungkook: I can still have fun.
Namjoon: Before that.
Jungkook: Responsibilities.
Namjoon: After that.
Jungkook: ...
Namjoon: Baby?
Jungkook: Oh. That's what I call my Hummer.
Namjoon: Ah.
Jungkook: The one I drove to pick up my son from the hospital.
Namjoon: Your son?!
Jungkook: Yeah. Kim Mai Son is a gym buddy. He broke his foot when he wrecked his car so I offered to pick him up and take him home.
Namjoon: Jungkook? Do you have a secret child?
Jungkook: What?! No!
Namjoon: Ok. Ok. It just sounded like--
Jungkook: I bought a tiger named Aurora. She's in the backyard. Would you like to pet her?
Namjoon:
