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[namuamidabutsus]

* happy birthday claire! this is the first in a series of three.

dangan ronpa : mondo oowada / leon kuwata. pale porn / jam session.

warning for some depictions of violence, death, and trauma.

Back when they were alive, Kiyotaka was the guy to keep everyone on task. He'd bark out the times and the obligations without so much as glancing at a clock or at a phone, "Oowada-kun, Kuwata-kun, it is now noon and you have places to be!". Classes to attend, practices and recitals and meetings to get to. It even got to the point that he'd send texts to make sure the problem students in his class would get where they needed to be.

A team is only as strong as its weakest member, Kuwata-kun.

He said that a lot.

Now, though, the life has been snuffed out of them by the girls who join them all at breakfast. They're trapped in the fucking school, still unable to leave. No obligations anymore, never again. No sense of time. The clocks don't move, and the windows are bolted over so they can't see what's out there in the first place.

Leon doesn't get out of bed, some days. What's the fucking point? No matter where he goes, he sees Junko in his head or maybe by a water fountain and he screams and falls to his knees and feels the repeated impact on his skin, baseballs crushing his bones and shattering his teeth. This is nothing compared to the guilt and the panic - "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M FUCKING SORRY". He screams this in a soundproof room, but no one else out there needs to hear the screaming to know its happening. They're screaming, too.

Out of all the other killers, he likes Mondo the most. He always had. Celes is terrifying and Hifumi is all right but a little strange, and the sisters Despair are out of the question. Leon likes Mondo even more, lately, because he understands the way that everyone else looks at them a little sad or angry or disappointed or scared.

Sometimes Mondo gets dizzy and falls to his knees and shakes and they have to move him to his room. He'll come to and sprint to the nearest trashcan to throw up and he rinses his mouth and sits down. He gets it. Leon wishes, sometimes, that he didn't get it, but its comforting to know he's not alone.

Its one day ( or maybe night or evening ) when Mondo opens Leon's door and lets himself in. Leon pulls an earbud out of his ear and turns the device off. Mondo's pompadour is down and messy.

"Hey, Kuwata." his voice is usually gruff, but now he's just tired.

"What's up, man?" Leon asks, sitting up on his bed, wrapping the cord around the iPod. The gang leader takes a seat on the bed, folding his legs there and clamping his hands on his calves. He manages to look absolutely wiped and determined at the same time.

"Fujisaki still isn't lookin' at me, and I told Aniki how much it bothers me." Mondo shrugs, here, "He told me I'm rushing shit and I kinda deserve it in the first place."

He lowers his voice in a startlingly spot - on impression of Daiya, "'You got anywhere to be, kyoudai? Forgiveness doesn't happen when you want it to.'"

Leon had talked to Daiya a few times. He had been here when they all started waking up. Daiya is scary and sometimes he bleeds from his forehead or his mouth, and bruises bloom across his collarbones and chest, but he never screams.

Leon doesn't say anything because Daiya is right. He knows this, and knows that Mondo knows it too.

"Guess I'm just fuckin' ... Ansty, dude. I mean you're all right with Maizono, huh?"

"Only 'cause she tried to kill me first. She's a lay it out kinda chick." he draws his knees up to his chest and wraps his arms around them, hunching into himself, "And I dunno if all right is the word for it. I'm uncomfortable around her."

"Sometimes I think it would have been better if Maizono had killed me. You know, put all those stares and whispers on her. And then I ... I kinda ... Hate that I think that way." he continues.

Mondo's eyes seem to unfocus and he's deep in thought, but he nods. Yeah, that's the kind of shit that wears down his sleep - eight hours, four, one, none. What if he had kept himself in check?

Well, given that even Naegi and Kirigiri and Enoshima are dead ... He'd be dead anyway. Mondo's hands curl into fists and he wants to throttle himself or Daiya or Enoshima and Ikusaba or ...

Leon is sitting up, reaching out a hand to pat his cheek. He keeps it there, squints at him with those strange eyes.

"Hey, none of that. Calm down, man."

He lets out an exhale he didn't know he was holding in and focuses his gaze back on Leon. The smaller of the two shifts even closer, mimicking Mondo's posture. Their legs touch, and Leon puts his hand on Mondo's. Its platonically intimate, if such a thing were to exist.

"Your brother is right - we got time. Who knows how much time? We're not gonna wake up one hundred percent fuckin' frosty with one another, but its gonna happen. You want to forgive yourself and I know Fujisaki still likes you, that your kyoudai and aniki got a lot of love in 'em for you.

"Bottom line is, we fucked up, even if Enoshima and Ikusaba were pulling the strings. But ... If we're at the bottom now, all we got to do is go up, yeah?"

Mondo kind of gapes at Leon for a moment, but closes his mouth and nods. He sits forward and bumps his forehead against his friend's, suddenly looking very serious.

"You been talking to Naegi?"

Leon has to laugh. "You caught me. Little dude knows what's up, sometimes. Makes me feel better."

The gang leader shuts his eyes and Leon does too, like maybe they're praying silently for forgiveness. Murder mates.

Some of the fire is back, and he doesn't sound so exhausted anymore, "You an' me, Leon. We're gonna be all right. We all are."

"Yeah, Mondo. We are."

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this, dahlia thinks, this is familiar.

they curl their hands around one another, grip firm, like they might just float off. the shared space of that saudade found is heady and thick, but neither of the trio minds so much.

dahlia, she never liked to be tied down so much, in her past life or her current one. she doesn't remember this point blank.

if she was tied, it was on her own terms, a huntress as much as a vagabond. she bound herself to carmine, to xanthe, with the fire in their core to change the world.

but this time around, she's nervous. she's only known vesper, her pirate queen, partner in crime.

she hears carmine and xanthe.

separate, they're incredible.

carmine is passionate and verbose and genuinely caring and a little hopeful, naive, optimistic, about mankind. xanthe is behind him, his equal, urging him to change and grow and think and banter and they're comrades. she falls in alongside them and listens. learns to love them, to feel okay with them.

together, they're home. she knows this in the pit of her, and lets go of that wanderer's fear.

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they make it as palatial as they can, for her - for them, she insists - without sacrificing their own aesthetic.

sonia, queenly, tells them firmly that this new living space is theirs, and they're all partners.

gundam takes to this better than kazuichi seems to, with tapestries and spell books on the shelves next to sonia's massive library. the mechanic is nervous, even a month after the move.

"its, heh ... not like i, uh ... can really bring anything into the house, anyway." kazuichi reasons. truth is, he doesn't want to dirty the place with grease and oil and dirt from the garage where he works. 

its stupid, he thinks; stupid because sonia is regal and gundam is, too, in his own way. he ends up blurting it out, one night, that he doesn't want his motor oil to stain them.

they're in bed, covers drawn up around their chests. gundam sits up to look at kazuichi, who's on the other side of the bed.

"kazuichi. i conquered the miasma that permeates my skin and my very soul to pursue a partnership with both sonia and you." he states this evenly, firmly, "looking past your oil and your gears is a proverbial mountain we have already climbed."

he wipes back tears at this; crybaby.

"don't cry, my king." sonia says, "we adore you. shark teeth and motor oil and wrenches and all."

my king, she says. he smiles at that, works a swallow past the knot in his throat. "king, huh."

"ah, yes! you would be granted royalty back home ..." she says, but trails off.

"... but?"

"there is much to prepare in the event of that. weddings and paperwork. not to mention the custom of forging your own crown!"

kazuichi laughs but it sounds a little forced; he massages his throat and wipes away a stray tear.

"hey, let's just get through the night, yeah?"

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Kid AU: marco is a small child and bertholdt is taking care of him like a good mom/caretaker. Also jean is there.

oh my gosh thanks this is so cute. okay i got this. marco is like five years old and he's literally the sweetest kid. he just needs someone to make sure he eats and stuff. bertholdt is like, gosh, seventeen or eighteen and he lives a few houses down from the bodt family.

bert is such. a good caretaker.

he's a little bit of a pushover but marco hardly tries to take advantage of his niceness. so he's all like, "no television until we have a snack first" and stuff when marco comes home from kindergarten and of course its only healthy stuff like apple slices y'know. they color together a lot and marco totally has that sweet 64 pack of crayolas.

jean is four years old so he's in day care but sometimes he comes over to play because mrs. bodt and mrs. kirschtein are really good friends. jean watches bert and marco color but he usually can't stay still for very long so he tromps off and says he wants juice and animal crackers and he cries a lot more than marco. marco can usually calm him down though, and bertholdt doesn't even need to step in.

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reincarnation AU ; levi/auruo/petra/erd/gunter ( levi's poly squad ) is implied but this is just auruo/petra.

sometimes auruo remembers, and always, it pisses petra off. she has the flower shop to tend to and often takes late nights making sure that the numbers are in order and early mornings so everything is healthy. he's with her in the mornings, sometimes, coffee and donuts on the counter even though she tells him not to.

"hey, babe. do you remember how you hated me in high school?"

she stops watering the lilies and turns to him.

"shut up."

he laughs at that and nearly spills his coffee because she's so embarrassed about how they messed with one another when they were young. out of their house, they're the ones who have known one another the longest.

petra finishes up the plants and sets the can down, striding over to her partner. his hands on her hips, always, fit together like they're puzzle pieces. she frowns.

"you smell like a lemon headlight."

"what's this about headlights now?"

"auruo! i won't have you talking like that around my plants!"

she remembers his laugh. deep, shaking; he bends over and bites his lip and very much tries to play it cool. she remembers that he's always been such a dork. even on their first ... expedition ...

"petra?"

comes back to earth, to now. he looks concerned. auruo bossard smells like a lemon headlight and not like the earth. auruo bossard does not claim kills, nor assists. neither does she. none of her boys do.

hand on his chest, she steadies herself, grounds herself, breathes. he knows the look, the symptoms.

"do you ... have today off?" she asks, eyes flicking up to meet his.

"yeah. i'm supposed to write some stuff with levi and erd today, so ... i don't know, d'you want me here?"

"ah, no, i'll be fine. gunter is scheduled today."

to make him feel assured ( because she knows he will make the others come over and hover ) she pecks him on the lips and bumps their foreheads together.

"i love you, auruo."

"love you back, petra. even if you did give me a wedgie at homecoming."

he laughs again and she doesn't glare.

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everyone - is - queer - stuck

dfab trans* karkat who is a really, really angry queer kid

dfab genderqueer aradia who uses feminine or neutral pronouns

dfab trans* tavros with stretched ears and flowers on his prosthetics

dmab genderfluid sollux who tweets pronoun changes

dmab genderqueer leaning female nepeta - super feminist and she beats up boys

dmab trans* kanaya fashionista grrrrrl who sews binders and skirts and such for her friends

dmab trans* terezi who cackles and talks loudly about her boobs growing and she wears combat boots and horrible clashing prints

dmab trans* vriska who carries a cutlass around and swats people with the flat of it b/c gender = pirate

dfab trans* equius the bodybuilder who built a ton of muscle before he was even on testosterone

dmab genderqueer gamzee who says that one's expression is a miracle and ... uh ... maybe we should all just smoke :o)

dfab trans* eridan who is a modern day wizard dandy or thats what he calls himself ... duke of seapunk 

dmab trans* feferi who is a motherfucking princess and shes an amazon woman who gives wonderful hugs

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levi / hanji / mike / irvin as parents

one tiny child, four very intense parents

levi hates doing diapers but hes really particular about it so he does most of the diapers anyway. hes also in charge of baths and he chides the baby when it grows up and starts inevitably getting into shenanigans and tearing down baby gates ( baby gate maria ). he doesn't really feel bad about discipline but he has a real soft spot for the baby and shows it in ways that no one was expecting.

he gives the baby a lot of snacks and spends a lot of quality time with them; stories and books.

hanji!! is chief of child education and they are so!!! particular about the DAYCARE that they go into. hanji understands the importance of not putting a ton of pressure on such a young child, but they work in ways to teach them things. a lot of french is spoken around the house. hanji takes naps with baby and sings to them and never does baby talk. "ah! what a strong grip - you truly are mike's child, aren't you?"

mike is so confused by baby at first, scared of this small human being that wails and demands constant attention. but he loves this child so much and there's one time that hanji hands it over "just needs to be rocked to sleep, is all!" so he's overly careful and its actually just a ploy from the other three to see how mike handles the baby on his own. he ends up talking to the baby and its very sweet and everyone listens from the other room and bites their fists because its so cute. "i wonder what you'll be like when you're older. i'm looking forward to that, big guy. ... soon you'll be walking and beating me up in no time, huh ..."

irvin. irvin is pretty much the best most caring ( but STERN WHEN HE NEEDS TO BE ) dad ever. i just see irvin embarrassing his kid a little on purpose when they're older and in grade school. he packs the lunches and makes sure that the other parents write notes. he remembers the dates and the recitals and games. he's very understanding and very Cool and he bounces baby on his knee when they're a child and sings " hoppe hoppe, reiter " and brings it up when they're like seventeen. "do you remember that? hoppe hoppe reiter? wenn her fallt dann schreiter -" and they sing along, a little embarrassed.

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hanji and levi in high school

hanji has such an intense thirst for knowledge but a problem with the education system - but not as much as levi does

they read and read and read and do their homework at the last minute and somehow pull off amazing essays that can be off topic

he skips class when the teachers piss him off and he's just sort of a punk with a lot of potential who would much rather get in fights with bigger kids and throw rocks off the over pass

hanji might even end up valedictorian of their class and everyone is sort of confused because hanji is very smart but theyre so eccentric

the speech they make for the graduating class is weird but oddly moving

hanji and levi and mike and irvin end up going to denny's and then drinking forties at the over pass they always hang out at

and throw rocks and talk about college and how much its gonna suck and how hanji only wants to go there because they will camp in the library

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okay wow i'm not actually sure if this has been done yet before, but i think this is really important

shingeki no kyojin pokemon AU

its actually really perfect and it fits so well but i have current manga #spoilers in here sorta? so take care about that! also its sorta ... long.

i'm leaving it sort of vague region / team wise for now 'cause i haven't decided that

eren, mikasa and armin are all childhood friends from the same town. after their home town is pretty much annihilated by team rocket, they start their journey and pick their starters and have their adventure ( eren picks fire, mikasa picks water, armin picks grass ).

they meet a ton of others like jean and marco, the former of the two becoming eren's rival. marco follows jean around and tells him not to be such an ass hat. eren and jean are pretty evenly matched, but eren has such an intense drive about training and getting stronger that jean is like "wtf".

sasha and conny are two cutie pies who seem incompetent at first but they're actually pretty skilled. she sorta fucked off from her own town because she gets in a fight with her pokemon breeder father. conny is pretty much just seeking glory.

but eren's like, just starting out when he meets reiner and bertholdt and annie - three trainers who are around his age but they're incredibly strong and he p much gets pounded by them every time they meet up and battle. but they teach him technique and strategy in battling and he ends up learning a lot - but they're actually team rocket field soldiers who are sort of just looking for talented trainers (ooh drama bomb).

ymir is with krista, and ymir is a defected rocket soldier herself, who is p much just following krista because she's cute. ... or so she says. krista's family belongs of a cult devoted to arceus, but she's an illegitimate child who had to assume a different name. ymir was supposed to bring her to the boss, but she just said "fuck that noise".

and gosh, okay. scouting legion. levi is the current league champion, with auruo, petra, erd and gunter being the elite four. irvin was the former champion and he's levi's buddy and mentor. hanji is the professor of the region, and mike is her eccentric assistant; they all drop in to bother levi and the elite four a lot because they're all good friends.

i think that's it - i'll probably write more for this!

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Nothing can hurt him in big top town.

He's king shit here, in the dark carnival, where they imbibe on moon mist and paint with baser blood. Licks his lips; it tastes like grease paint and cool colors, like a successful culling. Thumbs it and mixes the blue with the grey. 

He wants to bathe himself in the blood, rub it into his skin. This is what he lived for; he's come into his caste, what he was meant to be.

A horrible thrum of mirth wells up in his chest, his blood pumper.

More more more crackles between his ears, echoing loud in his skull.

He gets his wish.

Something metallic sounds off to his left; the little olive blood is quick, but he's quicker. He snaps her wrist and the claws drag across his face and it feels so motherfucking good, 'cause he's gonna get her back.

He does, he more than does.

Olive mixes with navy mixes with grey.

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flighty; sure minded, head in the clouds - determined.

glory keeps him grounded ; solace in running the diamond when the static on the inside of his skull is too much. its his. singles, doubles, to triples to home runs, pride swells, leaks out of his eyes. radio, late night, under blankets, bated breath. games he missed. wrings his hands and listens, falls asleep, bottom of the eighth.

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kankrninrin vntas

kankri vantas

closes an eye

whispers my love

this is kinda vague so i guess ill just ramble on a bit if thats cool

i feel like before kankri devoted himself to the pursuit of social justice ( pre game, maybe ... gosh, 4 sweeps ) he was left feeling stuck without a purpose and he couldnt articulate it terribly well

he's much better at articulating his opinions and facts about the caste system and various injustices in beforean society than he is about his own feelings

perhaps when confronted with "how does that make you feel" he stutters and goes on a tirade to dance around the subject

his snobbiness towards friends and the consequent offense they take is not at all intended but he does mean to distance himself through his rhetoric subconsciously and seem untouchable

... but it fails when he gets grubsauce on his face

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Human!Zahhak headcanons?

ALL THREE ZAHHAKS? yeehaw

iiiii see human zahhaks as native american!!! probably a plains tribe? they carry a lot of pride from these roots and tbh thats why theyre all gr8 at archery ( besides poor equius :'[ )

darkleer is like insanely tall and RIPPED!!!! tbh so are both of his sons but hes the Tallest and the Rippedest. rly dark skin, kinda crooked nose, permanent scowl. hes actually noooot that mean or anything just sorta stern and uptight? ehehe uh

horuss is the golden child 'cause in canon he was described as a renaissance troll by aranea so hes academically and extracurricular ... ly perfect pretty much? he just ... happens to be pretty weird and snooty and clingy. i headcanon him as a bit wider than equius and hes pretty??? cut in his musculature

EQUIUS [ heavy breathing ] my darling

hes !!! sorta haha just as snooty as his pops and his older bro. skinnier than both of them but thats not really saying much cause hes still built like he could throw you through a wall. anger issues. sweaty bastard. sort of was a ??? popular kid in high school but only b/c his family comes from money and theyre so good at sports - hes a fuckin gr8 footballa and Yeah wow 

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... and again.

( ⊹ ) text from : sunshine.

i had a dream you died.

petra frowns at the words on the screen; she might have blocked the sender had this not been a normal occurrence with a trusted friend. seems like its acting up again in earnest, she thinks, and waits until the next red light to text back.

( ⊹ ) text from : sucre.

i can't tell if you're hopeful or not.

levi can tell she's trying to make light of it despite her anxiety towards the strange dreams they share. the first time he told her about his death dreams she shut down and didn't talk to him for a few days. he thought, at first, she was just a girl with sensibilities far too delicate. terribly wrong, as it were.

he stubs the cigarette in the ash tray on the table; too full.

( ⊹ ) text from : sunshine.

everyone is coming over tonight. turns out they're not as busy as they'd hoped.

she manages a grin at that; there's groceries she has to drop off on the way to levi's apartment and she should definitely change out of her work clothes. maybe pick up ice cream or something, since the boys won't. then they'll complain and fight over who goes to get whatever the hell they decide on.

( ⊹ ) text from : sunshine.

and don't bother getting dessert, hanji ended up getting me literally two and a half cakes from wal mart. what am i going to do with two and a half cakes.

now she laughs.

( ⊹ ) text from : sucre.

smash them in auruo's face. :P

he laughs, too, on the other side of town.

( ⊹ ) text from : sucre.

how are you with everything else though? i'm headed home, first, so i can pick up anything you need.

sometimes he thinks it might be okay if petra were to take care of him. all of his bills and groceries and shit he doesn't want to deal with. it'd definitely be okay, but he'd never let her.

maybe he'll just be fine if she sticks around - petra and everyone else. even auruo, even hanji.

( ⊹ ) text from : sunshine.

i'm fine. drive safe.

somewhere petra realizes that he just wanted to make sure she was okay, in his strange way. she nods and smiles despite the uneasy feeling towards their dreams, their sense of gravity shifting to people.

it'll be okay.

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gravity

sasha is many things, but to conny she's a wave of memories heavier than gravity. she's things he can't articulate and the consequent frustration. he comes back anyway because she is also kisses on napes and b movies at three am. there's a lot of things he can't explain and he felt alone until sasha started talking about home, too.

"i mean ... i have my home but then i have the home in my dreams. ... you know?"

conny puts his head in his hands and he's fucked up again - never was too good with words. he wishes he could pour what he means into her - no words, just exactly what his brain flashes. snippets of thought, of sight.

dreaming world is waist high grass, mother's skirt, wood floor. smells like a wood fire, acrid and thick but pleasant in the wake. he sits and he watches the rain drops make their way from the top of the pane to the sill and he knows its home, he feels it.

he's never had wooden floors in all the places he lived.

waking world is police sirens that don't stop, mismatched blankets on a twin sized bed, a world whirling too fast for him to watch the rain. dizzy dizzy dizzy. no wood fires, just cigarette cherries.

"i know what you mean!" sasha chirps; little songbird. conny stares at her, eyes wide. she looks so excited.

"you do?" he asks. she nods and claps her hands together.

"i've never really ... been bow hunting before, you know? pa always used rifles ... but in my dreams, i'm really good at bow hunting. and ... i don't know, its strange ... it probably isn't similar at all, but ..."

conny feels it, then. he feels a whole world beyond him, beyond them both. something on the tip of his tongue, always out of his finger tips. he knows she understands and he wants to cry but he doesn't say anything.

conny swallows past the iron band in his throat and resolves to keep sasha in his life for as long as its plausible.

somewhere, in the core of him, he knows he wouldn't be able to stay away if he tried.

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conversation with my homie g about geography

[3:07:32 PM] Pat G: what did you want to ask me

[3:07:43 PM] detective james carter.: okay so

[3:07:50 PM] detective james carter.: in snk

[3:08:04 PM] detective james carter.: the remaining human population has been sequestered in walls together for, about

[3:08:11 PM] detective james carter.: ~100 - 110 years

[3:08:29 PM] detective james carter.: asians are told to be extinct (only mikasa is left)

[3:08:43 PM] detective james carter.: so i was wondering about what their language would be reduced to in that time frame?

[3:08:48 PM] detective james carter.: language and race

[3:09:23 PM] detective james carter.: cause they had kidnapped mikasa when she was young and said something like "humans used to have races too, before the walls went up, this one is 'asian'"

[3:09:28 PM] Pat G: probably, mostly mandarin and chinese b/c of their population, and military/industrial capabilities

[3:09:41 PM] Pat G: oh, hmmmm

[3:09:43 PM] Pat G: idk mang

[3:09:53 PM] detective james carter.: im not sure

[3:09:58 PM] detective james carter.: where theyre located though?

[3:10:08 PM] detective james carter.: it just says that theyre in wall maria/rose/sina

[3:10:35 PM] detective james carter.: but theyre near a forest of "giant trees" so for some reason im thinking californian red woods ... er, that being said i dunno what their language would be

[3:10:47 PM] detective james carter.: their names seem to be all european

[3:10:54 PM] Pat G: hmmm, word

[3:10:56 PM] Pat G: who knows

[3:11:07 PM] detective james carter.: CONNY SPRINGER

[3:11:18 PM] detective james carter.: thats an american name if i ever fuckin heard one

[3:11:24 PM] detective james carter.: everyone else is german or french though

[3:11:32 PM] Pat G: yeah totally

[3:11:52 PM] detective james carter.: sasha braus, jean kirschtein, rivaille, irvin, eren jaeger, grisha

[3:12:06 PM] detective james carter.: reiner braun - HOW DO U GET MORE GERMAN THAN THAT

[3:12:11 PM] detective james carter.: BERTHOLDT HOOVER

[3:12:31 PM] Pat G: it makes sense that the germans might have a better chance at survival

[3:12:43 PM] Pat G: or like, the swiss especially, and austrians

[3:12:48 PM] detective james carter.: hmmmmm

[3:13:03 PM] Pat G: because super mountainous regions

[3:13:21 PM] detective james carter.: thats possible! they mentioned mountains in the training

[3:13:24 PM] detective james carter.: very cold mountains

[3:13:34 PM] Pat G: plus switzerland has like, entire underground cities that can hold millions of people for decades

[3:13:42 PM] detective james carter.: !!!!

[3:13:45 PM] detective james carter.: THAT MIGHT BE IT

[3:13:52 PM] detective james carter.: theres a part later on wherein

[3:14:07 PM] detective james carter.: they go to navigate the underground cities in the innermost walls

[3:14:14 PM] detective james carter.: and theres the mountains

[3:14:27 PM] Pat G: there you go

[3:14:38 PM] Pat G: although! you made a good point with redwood trees

[3:14:40 PM] detective james carter.: the mystery is solved

[3:15:04 PM] Pat G: it could have been the rocky mountains in question, housing norad and government stuff

[3:15:39 PM] Pat G: because there are extensive underground tunnels and bases, ect

[3:15:48 PM] detective james carter.: right ... hm

[3:16:08 PM] detective james carter.: i think norway/switzerland/finland is

[3:16:12 PM] detective james carter.: really viable though

[3:16:23 PM] detective james carter.: although they dont really note

[3:16:25 PM] detective james carter.: it being super cold

[3:16:31 PM] Pat G: word

[3:16:35 PM] detective james carter.: wherever they live

[3:16:38 PM] Pat G: norway and finland are like

[3:16:44 PM] Pat G: desolate

[3:16:49 PM] Pat G: no forests to speak of

[3:17:16 PM] detective james carter.: oh hmm

[3:17:23 PM] detective james carter.: the forests in wall maria

[3:17:27 PM] detective james carter.: have huuuuuuuge trees

[3:17:38 PM] Pat G: then nah

[3:17:43 PM] detective james carter.: lmfao i was trying to find a picture of reiner cause hes

[3:17:44 PM] detective james carter.: so

[3:17:45 PM] detective james carter.: ARYAN

[3:17:46 PM] Pat G: it's not in scandanavia

[3:17:57 PM] Pat G: sounds like central europe

[3:18:23 PM] detective james carter.: perhaps >:0a i think europe is very likely because if it were int he americas

[3:18:32 PM] detective james carter.: there would be more of a

[3:18:33 PM] detective james carter.: mixture

[3:18:35 PM] detective james carter.: in race and such

[3:18:41 PM] Pat G: true

[3:18:50 PM] detective james carter.: http://24.media.tumblr.com/45a99f5dbc4a14a3e1690081593b7680/tumblr_mp66bhXc2p1rx92ngo1_400.jpg lmfao reiner is the blonde guy in the 'love?!' panel

[3:18:51 PM] Pat G: maybe the guy who wrote it just looked up white people names

[3:18:56 PM] detective james carter.: aryan hottie

[3:19:06 PM] Pat G: huehuehue

[3:19:25 PM] detective james carter.: and irvin

[3:19:31 PM] detective james carter.: the blonde guy in the second panel

[3:20:01 PM] Pat G: also aryan?

[3:20:11 PM] detective james carter.: probably

[3:20:13 PM] Pat G: haha, omg

[3:20:20 PM] detective james carter.: i-irvin-sama ...

[3:20:21 PM] Pat G: the 'aryan' thing just fucking kills me

[kuwwata]

no wait im really all over the place but imagine jean kirschtein with braces and when he gets braces he starts to talk a little funny and gets picked on but marco says he likes the bands that he chose for his braces and jean just stares for a split second too long and accidentally drools all over himself before he can say “thanks"

then he wipes it away with a sleeve and is like "…!!! i-i … th-thanks, i guess, marco"