Panamanian Princess.

Jassmine // 24 // California

[thebootydiaries]

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

[axew]

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

[marauders4evr]

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

[krabby-kronicle]

[untexting]

like if you’re done. ok, mood.

[como-chin-gas]

[shortvideosandstuff]

video

[nolovelikeapathy-blog]

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

[naturepunk]

This dog is a not just any dog - it’s a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job. 

[southernbitchface]

Bringing this back because this could come in handy if a police officer wrongfully sets their dogs on someone.

[thepersonalquotes]

[shithowdy]

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

[kibumkim]

it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr "influencers" like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said "I Are Gay" ? like i would riot

[wongyukheis]

😭😭😭😭

[kibumkim]

instagram influencers need to be oppressed

[prostylgel]

11,000 is the low end of the influence spectrum lol

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[kylehasatumblr]

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

[inh-the-void]

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[urdone-urdone]

[pissvortex]

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”