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I live in the middle of nowhere, in Southwest Michigan. I complain about stuff a lot and occasionally post photos of my late 1800s farm house, my land, and the stuff that lives on, in, under, and above it, while venting about being a rudderless millennial. I'm 35. Feel free to message me or whatever, I'm usually nice. Icon shamelessly cropped from 'Habits,' by Lauren Monger.

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If any of my mutuals want my discord or bluesky deets, lemme know!

I'm not on here much anymore.

[trainsandpains]

Recently finished these gloves in Katia Concept Kanerva. The pattern is All Fingers and Thumbs by Sybilra (who has a Tumblr account actually. Check out their designs because all of them are so cool and innovative!). They were really fun to knit and I learnt so much.

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hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

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The year is 2020. I am looking for scrapped CPAPs to build a PAPR.

The year is 2022. I am looking for scrapped CPAPs to build a PAPR.

The year is 2026. I am looking for scrapped CPAPs to build a PAPR.

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birthday card that plays Born Slippy by Underworld but the lyrics are wrong

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[orcboxer]

it's really important!!

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HES GOTTA LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOWWW

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

[thestuffedalligator]

Higgledy piggledy Tennessee prospector Passed from exposure while Panning for ore

Later cremated, his Spirit yet lingered and Asked the narrator to “Please shut the door”

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[rivertigo]

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[pmamtraveller]

Mother by Clare Turlay Newberry

[tickfleato]

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

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Tubi has about 40 Amityville movies, including Amityville Backpack and Amityville Death Toilet.

Then they have Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal.

[amartworks]

I think a lot about the architecture ideas drawn by Étienne-Louis Boullée

They're sketches from the 1780s and they look like the end of the fucking universe

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We should build all of these right now immediately

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair