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I live in the middle of nowhere, in Southwest Michigan. I complain about stuff a lot and occasionally post photos of my late 1800s farm house, my land, and the stuff that lives on, in, under, and above it, while venting about being a rudderless millennial. I'm 35. Feel free to message me or whatever, I'm usually nice. Icon shamelessly cropped from 'Habits,' by Lauren Monger.

[kylehasatumblr]

If any of my mutuals want my discord or bluesky deets, lemme know!

I'm not on here much anymore.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[kylehasatumblr]

this is also flagged as mature content. because..... you know.

[unteriors]

Brinker Road, Wellsburg, West Virginia.

[kylehasatumblr]

you just KNOW some debauchery has occured here

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

[kaijuno]

[thuidia]

Heavy snow standoff

[puppygirldick]

Jacek Yerka - Tsunami --

[craigslisthorses]

WHAT is the neck on this colt omg. I know he's an akhal-teke breed foal but this just doesn't look horse anymore

put that serpent necked demon back in the hell portal

[kylehasatumblr]

[segamascott]

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[inthefallofasparrow]

[puddlebrigade]

Colored for dyslexic bloggers. You know I had to do it to em.

[rabbitindisguise]

Do you love the color of the accessibility ✨

[globalintellectualbeverage]

A Silent Conversation, Gregory Wier

[cathartidae]

everyone should go check out the museum of all things. it's wikipedia but procedurally generated physical rooms and you can literally track down links. recently ive been speedrunning to various wasp pages. check it out

you can even play it in vr!

MoAT download (it's free!!)

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[mrhealyourgirl]

look at my gouger, boy.

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[kylehasatumblr]

Brb I'm gonna get a job as a milkman

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[balaclava-trismegistus]

When Charlie Kirk was assassinated, you were posting about how worried you were, posting about the “years of lead” and a supposed backlash against trans people and leftists. Now you’re fine, mocking his widow, not a care in the world

this is because i said she looked like the nostalgia critic